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Cabbie thwarts indecent act in backseat
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:45 am
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:45 am
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A West Monroe man is facing one count of obscenity after reportedly masturbating in a cab. He bonded out of jail Monday night.
According to an arrest report for Gregory Aston, 30, a deputy with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office was dispatched to the Circle K gas station on Jonesboro Road on Saturday in reference to an indecent exposure complaint.
Per the report, the deputy contacted the victim who said she picked up Aston in Monroe and was taking him to the gas station.
She said during the transport Aston was making a lot of noise, and she looked in the backseat and saw him masturbating.
The woman told officers she became upset and said, "What the f--- man?" and asked him to stop.
Per the report, she said Aston refused. She said she took a water bottle and tried to sling water on Aston to make him stop.
When they arrived at Circle K, she said Aston paid for his fare and told "You don't know what you did to it."
Upon arrival, the deputy said the victim was upset and crying and said she saw Aston's penis on the outside of his pants.
A West Monroe man is facing one count of obscenity after reportedly masturbating in a cab. He bonded out of jail Monday night.
According to an arrest report for Gregory Aston, 30, a deputy with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office was dispatched to the Circle K gas station on Jonesboro Road on Saturday in reference to an indecent exposure complaint.
Per the report, the deputy contacted the victim who said she picked up Aston in Monroe and was taking him to the gas station.
She said during the transport Aston was making a lot of noise, and she looked in the backseat and saw him masturbating.
The woman told officers she became upset and said, "What the f--- man?" and asked him to stop.
Per the report, she said Aston refused. She said she took a water bottle and tried to sling water on Aston to make him stop.
When they arrived at Circle K, she said Aston paid for his fare and told "You don't know what you did to it."
Upon arrival, the deputy said the victim was upset and crying and said she saw Aston's penis on the outside of his pants.
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:47 am to DavidTheGnome
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"You don't know what you did to it."
Wtf does this mean?
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:48 am to DavidTheGnome
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She said during the transport Aston was making a lot of noise, and she looked in the backseat and saw him masturbating.
I feel his pain. I too am a screamer while masturbating
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:50 am to Ignignot
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"You don't know what you did to it."
he's probably nuts and explained his erection as an involuntary response to being around the victim. He is compelled to wack it because she had such a strong effect on him and his junk demanded it.
Odds are, the victim is a 270lb chain smoker
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 11:51 am
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:51 am to DavidTheGnome
Alpha move.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:52 am to Tigeralum2008
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he's probably nuts and explained his erection as an involuntary response to being around the victim. He is compelled to wack it because she had such a strong effect on him and his junk demanded it.
Odds are, the victim is a 270lb chain smoker
Crazy.....but I think you're right
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:53 am to DavidTheGnome
I bet she was conflicted on whether or not to take the cab fair. One one hand she needs to be paid, and the other hand I am sure ole boy didn't wash his hands. On another note I will refrain from stopping at the Cirlce K when in West Monroe heading to the papermill for work.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:54 am to Ignignot
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Wtf does this mean?
His dick is gonna multiply since it got wet.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:55 am to DavidTheGnome
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the deputy said the victim was upset and crying and said she saw Aston's penis on the outside of his pants.
fricking women.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:56 am to Janky
I thought this was America...
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:25 pm to SDTiger15
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I thought this was America...
Let me fix this for you.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Upon arrival, the deputy said the victim was upset and crying and said she saw Aston's penis on the outside of his pants.
What does she expect him to masturbate with his penis inside his pants? Stupid idiot
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:34 pm to DavidTheGnome
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upset and crying and said she saw Aston's penis
upset he didn't use it on her?
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
I thought this was going to be about that New Orleans attorney again.
Oh she thirsty
Oh she thirsty
Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
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"You don't know what you did to it. It does as its told."
Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:01 pm to TigerNlc
Wow. That's hilariously awesome..how did I miss the video of this drunk chick?
Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
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The victim
#metoo
Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Bawcomite trying to get home...
Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
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She said she took a water bottle and tried to sling water on Aston to make him stop.
I bet he slung some slightly milkier colored liquid right back at her.
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