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Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:40 am to Mushroom1968
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I’m a retired fireman and I’m pretty cool. I listen to Alice In Chains. I can also still do a back flip, except it’s a roll now not a true flip. I even drive 5mph over the speed limit.

Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:43 am to FAP SAM
Sounds like he vandalized property. Hopefully he gets a visit from police.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:45 am to Mushroom1968
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I’m a retired fireman and I’m pretty cool.
Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:49 am to Mushroom1968
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I even drive 5mph over the speed limit.
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I’m pretty cool.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:54 am to DustyDinkleman
fireman shows have fricked up those baws tetes
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:57 am to Mushroom1968
Screw those travel ballers
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:03 am to Wtodd
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Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back
Sometimes if I’m around black people I’ll take my Alice n Chains cd out and put in Run DMC. I feel like they think I’m hip and cool. Especially how I drive a few mph over the limit, adds edginess.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:22 am to nicholastiger
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Screw those travel ballers
Former travel ballers. They're college kids
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:32 am to FAP SAM
In a totally unrelated story a snow cone stand 3 blocks up the road was burned to the ground just minutes after this event.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:42 am to FAP SAM
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:50 am to Mushroom1968
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Sometimes if I’m around black people I’ll take my Alice n Chains cd out and put in Run DMC. I feel like they think I’m hip and cool. Especially how I drive a few mph over the limit, adds edginess.
Bro, get some Cameo Alligator Woman
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:55 am to Forever
I know first responders will frick up your parking area
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:33 am to FAP SAM
I'll be the odd man out... I think it's funny.
No real harm was done, just a delayed and shortened game for adults. Mr FireFighter Hero still has to get his truck fixed.

No real harm was done, just a delayed and shortened game for adults. Mr FireFighter Hero still has to get his truck fixed.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:49 am to SallysHuman
Did it say his truck was damaged? or just hit?
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:52 am to real turf fan
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Did it say his truck was damaged? or just hit?
I would think a baseball landing on a vehicle would damage it just a smidge.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:53 am to FAP SAM
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Butthurt fireman gets summer league baseball game cancelled
Great name for a porno.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 12:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Great name for a porno.
Damn, bro.. what kinda kink are you into?
Posted on 7/19/25 at 12:13 pm to Mushroom1968
My dad, who was a fireman when I was younger, told me stories of bullshite that some other firemen would do, like this one guy who took a pair of women's panties, blew his nose in it and then wrapped an opened condom package wrapped in the panties and then put on the passenger side of some other fireman's car for his wife to find. Apparently, from my dad's retelling of the incident the guy's wife threatened divorced and it caused a lot of problems. The fire chief had to move the two men to work at different stations after that.
Yeah, some are real assholes. Most aren't.
Yeah, some are real assholes. Most aren't.
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