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Butt-sunning......it's the new fad yall!!
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:20 am
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:20 am
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They’re soaking up some rays where the sun don’t shine.
The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” as influencers are calling it.
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.
Ra of Earth has also posted a step-by-step “Sun Worship exercise” pulled from “The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom” by Dr. Stephen T. Chang that says the practice can help keep the area “healthy and free of germs.”
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Chang and Ra of Earth aren’t the only ones, either. Other influencers appear to be just as inspired to catch some ultra-vile rays.
“[Thirty] seconds of direct sunlight injection to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun all day!” writes influencer Troy Casey.
One Californian claims butt-chugging vitamin D not only helps her sleep better but helps to regulate her hormones.
“For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum and yoni into my daily rising routine,” a woman who goes by Metaphysical Meagan captions an image of herself fully naked on a rock. Meagan says she first learned about perineum sunning through her study of Taoism and has recently given up her morning cup of coffee in favor of sunning her anus.
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Even A-listers are sunning their bums. “Big Little Lies” actress Shailene Woodley, who is known for her holistic lifestyle that doesn’t even include a TV, has admitted she’s also practiced a version of perineum sunning.
“Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D,” she told Into The Gloss in 2014. “I was reading an article written by an herbalist I studied about yeast infections and other genital issues. She said there’s nothing better than vitamin D. If you’re feeling depleted, go in the sun for an hour and see how much energy you get. Or, if you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine.”
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However, medical professionals are far from convinced the practice has any merit.
“There is no evidence that sunbathing in this way has any effect on physical well-being,” Dr. Diana Gall of UK-based online doctor service Doctor 4 U tells Insider.
“Yes, practicing mindfulness and meditation, and getting your dose of vitamin D, is beneficial for mental and physical health, but you don’t need to damage your skin in the process from sun exposure,” she says.
Gall suggests that there are different and “safer” ways to practice mindfulness and adds that “there are no extra benefits of doing this naked in the sun.”
While influencers are currently letting sun shine in their back door, the Federal Trade Commission is having little luck convincing them to shed more light on product endorsements.
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Ya, I won't be doing it anytime soon.... definitely not as a group activity
ETA: You wanna pic of a gal doing it then go to the link. I am not gonna risk a ban
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 8:24 am
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:20 am to Bamboozles
Gotta get my third eye and my brown eye open
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:21 am to Bamboozles
Really, a pic a guys
Fail
Fail
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:22 am to Bamboozles
So gay dudes doing gay dude stuff?
Why would you bring this here?
Why would you bring this here?
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:24 am to Bamboozles
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“Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D,”
I'm sure the OT can help with this?
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:26 am to Bamboozles
fake news. That is a pic from the aTm yell leader summit in 2013.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:26 am to ShoeBang
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. That is a pic from the aTm yell leader summit in 2013.
ETA: that shite reminds me of fashion designers, I'm convinced that once they get a rep they try to think of the stupidest shite they can possibly think of, put it on models and laugh their asses off when everyone just "has to have it!"
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 8:29 am
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:03 am to Bamboozles
The Aggies have multiple perinuem sunning stations around campus
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:09 am to Bamboozles
Gonna be hilarious when we invent a time machine to see that early humans started their day by spreading their arse cheeks toward the sun.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:09 am to Bamboozles
The rise of "influencers" is the single cringiest fail of gen y and z.
Y'all suck.
Y'all suck.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:16 am to Bamboozles
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In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” s
Where’s the science and data to back this up?..
Seems like an asanine thing to say
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:17 am to Bamboozles
They're gonna get their taints sun burned
I cant fathom the level of discomfort from having a sunburned taint. Then a couple days later the itch sets in and these homos are walking around constantly grabbing their nuts all day long.
I cant fathom the level of discomfort from having a sunburned taint. Then a couple days later the itch sets in and these homos are walking around constantly grabbing their nuts all day long.
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