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But is your coke woke?
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:04 pm
Those dealers are clever marketers. 
That's $276.28 a gram in US dollars, BTW.
New Zealand Herald article (NZ)- Lots of popups, fair warning
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Brits looking to ease their conscience over their involvement in bloody drug wars overseas are now being targeted by cynical dealers selling what they claim is "ethically sourced" cocaine.
Users have revealed a high demand for the so-called "woke coke" at posh dinner parties across the UK.
Drug policy expert Neil Woods told the Daily Mirror: "I have been shown ads for 'environmentally friendly sniff' but it's nothing but a very clever marketing ploy.
He revealed that users were paying through the nose for the gimmick.
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Former soap actress Davina Taylor, who appeared on Hollyoaks in the UK, revealed that celebrities were hoovering up the story - and the marching powder.
In October she claimed: "In Chiswick everyone's got woke coke – it's from 'sustainable sources' in South America.
"They're like, 'Hi, darling, I've got woke coke. It's all PC, £200 a gram'. They've got their vegan food, their organic wine and their woke coke and a spliff going.
"'They say, 'It's fine, it's fine, I know it's sustainable, we're actually putting back into the countryside'. When you look back on the hypocrisy, it's bulls**t."
That's $276.28 a gram in US dollars, BTW.
New Zealand Herald article (NZ)- Lots of popups, fair warning
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:06 pm to BluegrassBelle
I’ve seen better coke in the quad
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:07 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:My coke is ethnically sourced. Does that count?
selling what they claim is "ethically sourced" cocaine.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:08 pm to BluegrassBelle
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$276.28 a gram in US dollars,
How much is their normal booger sugar!?
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:10 pm to BluegrassBelle
This reminds me of the South Park episode with the Cherokee hair tampons. Idiots.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:11 pm to northshorebamaman
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My coke is ethnically sourced. Does that count?
Were the bodies of the Columbians killed to obtain and process your coke composted?
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:11 pm to BluegrassBelle
I think all national conglomerate corporations are woke, so I would go with yes.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:15 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Were the bodies of the Columbians killed to obtain and process your coke composted?
He said ethnically. All that matters is that they weren't white.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:24 pm to calcotron
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This reminds me of the South Park episode with the Cherokee hair tampons. Idiots.
Reminds me more of the episode where Randy gets cocaine legalized
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:46 pm to BluegrassBelle
Because the word of a drug dealer is solid.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:41 pm to BluegrassBelle
not the Babylon Bee?
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:46 pm to BluegrassBelle
There ain’t no environment friendly meth
This post was edited on 7/13/21 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 7/13/21 at 8:27 pm to fr33manator
“ Just claim laws against it and enforcement of those laws is racist.”
Posted on 7/13/21 at 8:33 pm to BluegrassBelle
Crack is wack, coke is woke
Posted on 7/13/21 at 8:55 pm to northshorebamaman
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My coke is ethnically sourced.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:00 pm to northshorebamaman
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My coke is ethnically sourced.
It can be. A few years ago Guatemala went from being just a transit point to a grower snd processor of cocaine.
Put lots of people to work
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:51 pm to BluegrassBelle
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That's $276.28 a gram
For something that’s made in Colombia and cut 10 times before it hits the streets of the UK.
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