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Burglar says ‘Sorry, ma’am’ as he’s scared off by naked 91-year-old woman
Posted on 10/28/17 at 2:03 am
Posted on 10/28/17 at 2:03 am
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Dressed only in her birthday suit and carrying a flashlight, she went to investigate the noise after Pepper, herself an octogenarian in dog years at 12, started barking.
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Her husband Jack told 7News: ‘My wife at 91 years old gets out of bed and she’s stark naked. ‘And here’s this young guy in his 20s looking at a naked 91-year-old woman.’ He added: ‘That’d be enough to make him faint – it’s a shock.’
Posted on 10/28/17 at 3:53 am to Tigerbait357
She walked on her tits, then he ran
Posted on 10/28/17 at 4:49 am to Tigerbait357

This post was edited on 10/28/17 at 4:52 am
Posted on 10/28/17 at 4:59 am to Tigerbait357
Burglar might win this lawsuit.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 4:59 am to Tigerbait357

This post was edited on 10/28/17 at 5:02 am
Posted on 10/28/17 at 5:06 am to Tommy Callahan
My all time favorite family feud episode.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 5:07 am to Tigerbait357
How bought a NSFW there Fred!
Posted on 10/28/17 at 6:31 am to Tigerbait357
She slung her breasts at him
Posted on 10/28/17 at 8:03 am to Tigerbait357

This post was edited on 10/28/17 at 8:04 am
Posted on 10/28/17 at 8:46 am to SamuelClemens
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How bought a NSFW there Fred!
I figured "naked 91 year woman" in the title would've given a little bit of a clue there.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:57 am to Tommy Callahan
First thing I thought of 
Posted on 10/28/17 at 11:16 am to Tigerbait357
I truly believe I would have tried to rub one out before leaving.
You don’t get to see that everyday.
You don’t get to see that everyday.
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