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re: Brutally Honest Personality Test
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:20 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:20 am to OMLandshark
Why are you freaking out about this? Are you on drugs?
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:21 am to OMLandshark
Where is the brutally honest test?
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:27 am to OMLandshark
ESTJ
Stickler for the rules, a-hole, no fun for anyone to be around
I like these versions much better than the MB ones
Stickler for the rules, a-hole, no fun for anyone to be around
I like these versions much better than the MB ones
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:46 am to Oilfieldbiology
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Where is the brutally honest test?
You have to take the test he linked. They will tell you your personality and below that are five letters.Mine was Logistician ISTJ-A. Match those letters to the personality type in the OP.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:54 am to OMLandshark
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Read! fricking Read! Are the bold and italicized header not enough? I have to underline it now. Can I increase the font size while I’m at it?
No. I won't.
I like the other one better, and won't do it just because you say so.
BTW- My results on other tests were "hard headed".
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:13 am to OMLandshark
I took an extensive (1000+ questions over 3 days) version of this test 20 years ago - and was an ISTJ, which seemed pretty accurate at the time.
I've never taken that extensive of a measurement again, but the 50-60 question versions of these tests, taken today, classify me as ENFJ or ENFP, which is almost the exact opposite from 20 years ago.
Maybe I've changed that much over time.
I've never taken that extensive of a measurement again, but the 50-60 question versions of these tests, taken today, classify me as ENFJ or ENFP, which is almost the exact opposite from 20 years ago.
Maybe I've changed that much over time.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:14 am to RonLaFlamme
Mine says I’m a prick.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:16 am to RonLaFlamme
About 10 years ago I was an INTJ. Life happened and really changed my perspectives, feelings and reactions to a ton of things.
Now I’m ISTP.
Basically for years I focused on getting better at managing/improving emotional intelligence and perceiving human emotion. It was holding me back in my personal relationships and career. Still not good at either but I’m better than I was. A lot better.
Now I’m ISTP.
Basically for years I focused on getting better at managing/improving emotional intelligence and perceiving human emotion. It was holding me back in my personal relationships and career. Still not good at either but I’m better than I was. A lot better.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 11:17 am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:19 am to OMLandshark
MBTI IS A HORRIBLE assessment
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:36 am to OMLandshark
My result:
I'm pretty introverted, but I'm not an overt a-hole. I am pretty laid back and can get along with just about anyone usually.
They may have nailed the "stubborn" aspect because I've heard that my whole life. But the way I like to do things or solve a problem is the most efficient and all around better way, so I'll keep being stubborn I guess.
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The Brutally Honest Personality Test: INTJ - “Crackpot”
quote:
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.
I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.
I'm pretty introverted, but I'm not an overt a-hole. I am pretty laid back and can get along with just about anyone usually.
They may have nailed the "stubborn" aspect because I've heard that my whole life. But the way I like to do things or solve a problem is the most efficient and all around better way, so I'll keep being stubborn I guess.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:46 am to OMLandshark
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INTP - “Loser”
Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you… Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best…*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you’re shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you’re on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?
Posted on 5/28/21 at 12:10 pm to OMLandshark
I'm an ENFJ BUSY BODY.
I was certain it would say scumbag or loser.
I was certain it would say scumbag or loser.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 12:21 pm to OMLandshark
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Read the fricking OP. You’re not getting a good review while the rest of us are getting shitty ones. I put it at the top in italics to emphasize this point, so I guess I’ll have to bold it now since it’s clear a ton of you don’t know how to read.
Calm down guy, something like this isn't worth having a freaking stroke over.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 12:24 pm to OMLandshark
I'm an INTJ - Architect. The worst part of the Matrix.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 12:29 pm to OMLandshark
I got borefest. It’s pretty true except the little write up said I don’t like my sheets on my bed messy which is 100% not true. LOL.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 1:11 pm to OMLandshark
If I've ever taken the test I don't remember the result. But I'm definitely an E--P. Found a serious list on Indeed that recommends career choices and used that to narrow it from there.
I'm a clown:
I'm a clown:
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Congratulations. You are the buffoon of society, the class clown, the general funny guy/gal. Your purpose on earth was to serve as entertainment for the rest of us sane ones. We’re laughing with you and at you. Some people would kill to be as funny as you. Other would rather just kill you. You’re spontaneous, fun-loving and optimistic. You’re all in all an idiot.
You wanna know why? It’s because you would rather have fun than concentrate on your duties and obligations. You act before you think. You talk before you think. All in all, you don’t think that much at all.
You did terribly at school, didn’t you? You were the class clown. Paid no respect to the teachers or to your fellow students. Paid no attention to your school work. And look where you are now… starting to regret your decisions?
Get down to earth. Find a real job and start taking care of your responsibilities. Sure, people love you, but they don’t love you because they like you. They love you because you make them laugh. They love you because they can always look at you and say “Well, at least I did better off than him or her!”
…but at least you’re funny, right?
Posted on 5/28/21 at 1:13 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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Where is the brutally honest test?
Parody of Briggs-Myers where they do an insulting description of your personality type.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 1:14 pm to OMLandshark
Defender
Personality
ISFJ-A / ISFJ-T
The Defender personality type is quite unique, as many of their qualities defy the definition of their individual traits. Though sensitive, Defenders have excellent analytical abilities; though reserved, they have well-developed people skills and robust social relationships; and though they are generally a conservative type, Defenders are often receptive to change and new ideas. As with so many things, people with the Defender personality type are more than the sum of their parts, and it is the way they use these strengths that defines who they are.
Defenders are true altruists, meeting kindness with kindness-in-excess and engaging the work and people they believe in with enthusiasm and generosity.
There’s hardly a better type to make up such a large proportion of the population, nearly 13%. Combining the best of tradition and the desire to do good, Defenders are found in lines of work with a sense of history behind them, such as medicine, academics and charitable social work.
Personality
ISFJ-A / ISFJ-T
The Defender personality type is quite unique, as many of their qualities defy the definition of their individual traits. Though sensitive, Defenders have excellent analytical abilities; though reserved, they have well-developed people skills and robust social relationships; and though they are generally a conservative type, Defenders are often receptive to change and new ideas. As with so many things, people with the Defender personality type are more than the sum of their parts, and it is the way they use these strengths that defines who they are.
Defenders are true altruists, meeting kindness with kindness-in-excess and engaging the work and people they believe in with enthusiasm and generosity.
There’s hardly a better type to make up such a large proportion of the population, nearly 13%. Combining the best of tradition and the desire to do good, Defenders are found in lines of work with a sense of history behind them, such as medicine, academics and charitable social work.
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