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Brothers goofed up on Shrooms fight naked and make out. Get arrested.

Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:57 pm
Posted by fatboydave
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Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:57 pm
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Noah Batz, who allegedly assaulted one woman and threatened another during the incident, told officers they had smoked mushrooms and that Timothy Batz had also smoked marijuana, according to court documents.

A witness told police she walked out of her apartment and heard screaming before noticing the pair "completely naked" and on top of each other on the sidewalk, according to court documents.
When they noticed her, she told officers they began yelling and Noah Batz chased her to her car, where he cursed at her and punched her in the forehead, according to court documents.
Another woman, identified as an assistant manager at the apartment complex, told police she saw the brothers grab each other's heads and "passionately begin making out with one another," according to court documents. Moments later, Noah Batz ran toward her, screaming he was going to kill her, she told police.
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 9:01 pm
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:58 pm to
yeah, no that's not what shrooms do to you
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14069 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:59 pm to
It happens to the best of us.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:00 pm to
Is goofed up the new term for tripping?

And who smokes mushrooms?
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24236 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:01 pm to
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Noah Batz, who allegedly assaulted one woman and threatened another during the incident, told officers they had smoked mushrooms and that Timothy Batz had also smoked marijuana, according to court documents.


I've done shrooms before but how does one smoke mushrooms?
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6320 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:02 pm to
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..told police he had smoked mushrooms


I plug mine .
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40787 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:03 pm to
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told officers they had smoked mushrooms a


Youngins weren't even high. They got placebo'ed into some gay shite
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 9:03 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:05 pm to
You can smoke shrooms?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:06 pm to
I bet they really said they smoked sherm.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50020 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:25 pm to
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told officers they had smoked mushrooms


I know about mushroom tea, but I have never heard of smoking schrooms
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74571 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:28 pm to
Damn... looks like Mackey has been right all this time...

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:35 pm to
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You can smoke shrooms?


Read Carlos Castaneda. He talks about it, but in the end, I think he was a bullshite artist extraordinaire.
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2429 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:35 pm to
apparently bath salts are an embarrassing drug to admit to using

"Oh, we did what? Yeah, uh...we smoked, uh...mushrooms"
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 11:37 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:39 pm to
Indianapolis?



step up your game Florida
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21402 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

You can smoke shrooms?

4-po-dmt can be vaporized... but i doubt that's what really happened here.
Posted by Dr RC
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Member since Aug 2011
61604 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:50 pm to
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told officers they had smoked mushrooms


Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:03 am to
People just don't recognize someone making a statement unless you have a mob. Two naked men, brothers or not, just doesn't make a statement any more. I'm guessing they're brothers that want to be excepted for being gay lovers. They're parents probably disowned them long ago. I bet they get discriminated against by lots of assistant managers when they try to find housing. They should get a holiday.

ETA: If Obama was still POTUS, that would be my defense.
This post was edited on 3/10/17 at 12:05 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:15 am to
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had also smoked marijuana


They had to throw that in. Like it "makes it hit 10 times harder".
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:20 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/10/17 at 1:32 am to
Probably pcp
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