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Brothers goofed up on Shrooms fight naked and make out. Get arrested.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:57 pm
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Noah Batz, who allegedly assaulted one woman and threatened another during the incident, told officers they had smoked mushrooms and that Timothy Batz had also smoked marijuana, according to court documents.
A witness told police she walked out of her apartment and heard screaming before noticing the pair "completely naked" and on top of each other on the sidewalk, according to court documents.
When they noticed her, she told officers they began yelling and Noah Batz chased her to her car, where he cursed at her and punched her in the forehead, according to court documents.
Another woman, identified as an assistant manager at the apartment complex, told police she saw the brothers grab each other's heads and "passionately begin making out with one another," according to court documents. Moments later, Noah Batz ran toward her, screaming he was going to kill her, she told police.
Noah Batz, who allegedly assaulted one woman and threatened another during the incident, told officers they had smoked mushrooms and that Timothy Batz had also smoked marijuana, according to court documents.
A witness told police she walked out of her apartment and heard screaming before noticing the pair "completely naked" and on top of each other on the sidewalk, according to court documents.
When they noticed her, she told officers they began yelling and Noah Batz chased her to her car, where he cursed at her and punched her in the forehead, according to court documents.
Another woman, identified as an assistant manager at the apartment complex, told police she saw the brothers grab each other's heads and "passionately begin making out with one another," according to court documents. Moments later, Noah Batz ran toward her, screaming he was going to kill her, she told police.
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:58 pm to fatboydave
yeah, no that's not what shrooms do to you
Posted on 3/9/17 at 8:59 pm to fatboydave
It happens to the best of us.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:00 pm to fatboydave
Is goofed up the new term for tripping?
And who smokes mushrooms?
And who smokes mushrooms?
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:01 pm to fatboydave
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Noah Batz, who allegedly assaulted one woman and threatened another during the incident, told officers they had smoked mushrooms and that Timothy Batz had also smoked marijuana, according to court documents.
I've done shrooms before but how does one smoke mushrooms?
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:02 pm to fatboydave
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..told police he had smoked mushrooms
I plug mine .
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:03 pm to fatboydave
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told officers they had smoked mushrooms a
Youngins weren't even high. They got placebo'ed into some gay shite
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:06 pm to fatboydave
I bet they really said they smoked sherm.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:25 pm to fatboydave
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told officers they had smoked mushrooms
I know about mushroom tea, but I have never heard of smoking schrooms
Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:28 pm to fatboydave
Damn... looks like Mackey has been right all this time...

Posted on 3/9/17 at 9:35 pm to northshorebamaman
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You can smoke shrooms?
Read Carlos Castaneda. He talks about it, but in the end, I think he was a bullshite artist extraordinaire.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:35 pm to fatboydave
apparently bath salts are an embarrassing drug to admit to using
"Oh, we did what? Yeah, uh...we smoked, uh...mushrooms"
"Oh, we did what? Yeah, uh...we smoked, uh...mushrooms"
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:39 pm to fatboydave
Indianapolis?
step up your game Florida
step up your game Florida
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:43 pm to northshorebamaman
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You can smoke shrooms?
4-po-dmt can be vaporized... but i doubt that's what really happened here.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 11:50 pm to fatboydave
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told officers they had smoked mushrooms

Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:03 am to fatboydave
People just don't recognize someone making a statement unless you have a mob. Two naked men, brothers or not, just doesn't make a statement any more. I'm guessing they're brothers that want to be excepted for being gay lovers. They're parents probably disowned them long ago. I bet they get discriminated against by lots of assistant managers when they try to find housing. They should get a holiday.
ETA: If Obama was still POTUS, that would be my defense.
ETA: If Obama was still POTUS, that would be my defense.
This post was edited on 3/10/17 at 12:05 am
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:15 am to fatboydave
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had also smoked marijuana
They had to throw that in. Like it "makes it hit 10 times harder".
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