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re: Broke Up with GF. Admitted philandering with Amsterdam Prostitute.

Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:18 pm to
Couldn't man the frick up and actually break up w/ her so you had to whip up some fan fiction for yourself?

That's not weird. At all.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:19 pm to
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I never told her it was a prostitute.


Like she couldn't figure that out while you were in Amsterdam.

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You rather a mistake was made and never admit it? I'm confused. I could have been like many people, just keep chugging along. Does honestly not mean something here? You act like I'm trying to put a new coat of paint on this situation.


How about instead you say, "Hey, I've been thinking about it and I am not in love with you anymore. Sorry, but I need to move on." Instead you were a pussy and blamed someone else for "seducing you". Go frick yourself.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:19 pm to
Sounds like you cheated on her, which makes you a bad person. You should feel bad about this.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:20 pm to
Actually the honorable thing to is just break up with her. You don't have to tell her about mistakes. You can actually just say you don't want to be with her. No need to create a target for her anger. No need to do anything except man up. Most women would actually prefer that.

Posted by DupontsCircle
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Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:21 pm to
Fan fiction. I told her mistakes were made. Like I said, if I was a piece of actual shite, I could have never told her. Slept with her again. Then just played it out or broke up with her.

But no. I was proactive and admitted my faults. I thought for being a shitty person it was an honorable action.
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:21 pm to
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Refractory period.


Posted by DupontsCircle
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:21 pm to
So women don't prefer truth. Gotcha.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40298 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:22 pm to
He's a failure in relationships. That's why he told her he'd rather frick a whore than her. Probably did wonders for the girl's self-esteem.

Then acting all, "I'm a peice of shite. Don't hate yourself, hate me."

Context clues tell me he's in his 40s.



And lonely.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:22 pm to
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Sounds like you cheated on her

He said it was just a hooker, dude. They're not even real people.
Posted by DupontsCircle
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Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:23 pm to
Context clues would tell me you're an idiot and keep your mouth shut.
This post was edited on 7/9/16 at 5:24 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40298 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:23 pm to
They're smart, too.

One is an EE and the other is an RN.





You know I like those degreed babes...
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40298 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:24 pm to
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keep your mouth shut



You should follow that advice.

Then you'd be a success.



Nah, probably not.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:25 pm to
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So women don't prefer truth. Gotcha.



As Jaime Lannister puts it: "People often claim to hunger for truth, but seldom like the taste when it’s served up."
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:25 pm to
You didn't do it to be honorable and tell her about your mistake. You did it because you didn't just want to break up with her. You figured if you told her you fricked someone else that would make it easier for you. You didn't need to add that insult.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:26 pm to
Hot, smart and parade around in swim wear? Jackpot!!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:26 pm to
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You didn't do it to be honorable and tell her about your mistake. You did it because you didn't just want to break up with her. You figured if you told her you fricked someone else that would make it easier for you. You didn't need to add that insult.



Yeah, this poster is the ultimate definition of a scumbag and a pussy, and I'd find it hilarious if no one was beside you on your deathbed.
Posted by DupontsCircle
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Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:27 pm to
How is that an insult? If I'm going to break up with you, would you rather me say I'm just not that in to you anymore or hey look, I fricked up. I'm admitting it.

I would think option A would be more insulting
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40298 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:28 pm to
Plus, they laugh at my jokes.




I mean, they're intoxicated, but still...
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:28 pm to
I went thought 8 months of celibacy with this woman. I couldn't take it anymore. Excuse me for being fricking selfish. It was wrong but it was needed.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 5:30 pm to
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How is that an insult? If I'm going to break up with you, would you rather me say I'm just not that in to you anymore or hey look, I fricked up. I'm admitting it.



It's not an insult. It's saying "Hey, I'm too big of a pussy to break up with you, so I'm going to hurt your feelings by telling you I fricked a hooker in Europe so you will do my dirty work for me."
This post was edited on 7/9/16 at 5:30 pm
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