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re: Bro Etiquette: Proper Umbrella Protocol

Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by hehateme
Tallahassee
Member since Oct 2003
785 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to
The only thing a man should EVER cover his head with when it's raining is a rolled up newspaper. End of story.
Posted by ChatRabbit77
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
5896 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to
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Kinda makes me wanna start a spinoff thread "how old were you when you had your last gay experience?".


You go first
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84349 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Kinda makes me wanna start a spinoff thread "how old were you when you had your last gay experience?".


With the love of Christ and intense, hard one-on-one therapy with my priest, I've battled my demons and haven't committed gay sin in over 9 months.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:18 pm to
PRAISE JESUS!
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
30903 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:19 pm to
Did you suck his cock as you walked out? If so then gay
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84349 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:20 pm to
Omg thank you.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85873 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:21 pm to
apparently you don't like pina coladas
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68957 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

rolled up


Key
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

apparently you don't like pina coladas


Underrated post.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14818 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Do I have the ghey?


Did you have sex with him? If so yes. Otherwise you are a dry heterosexual.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29456 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

We shared an umbrella.


Put your collar up, hunch your shoulders, put your hands in your pockets, and walk through it like a damned man.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10200 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Omi


Gay, real men eat steaks.

quote:

fastidious


Gay, uses big words.

quote:

brought an umbrella


Gay, thinks ahead.

quote:

shared an umbrella


Yep, Gay

quote:

ChatRabbit77


Gay, Chat (likes to talk), Rabbits (gayest of animals), Elvis Died in 1977 - I'm not really sure how that plays into it, but - Gay.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35464 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:21 pm to
Not gay, as long as the handle ended in a hook.

Unless your fastidious friend held the umbrella by said hook with no hands.

ETA: any male self-conscious to start a "G/NG" thread on the OT already has a foot sticking out of the closet.

Straight men don't need clarification, and def. wouldn't ask for it, even if unsure.

Watch out for dem AIDS.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 3:24 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:27 pm to
Done
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

It's only gay if you want it to be.

Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5432 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:38 pm to
You got the ghey, no doubt. To what degree is the question now. Who went high, who went low. When I walk with a women in the rain, I hold the umbrella and the opposite arm goes shoulder, her arm goes to my waist.....naturally asserting my dominance. So if you go low, you're the taker. The rules are the rules.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2066 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Real men don't use an umbrella, so either way you're gay...

This
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72021 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Me and my bro were eating at Omi. It started to rain, luckily my fastidious friend brought an umbrella. On the way out of the restaurant there was a torrential downpour. We shared an umbrella. Do I have the ghey?



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