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re: Bro Etiquette: Proper Umbrella Protocol
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to ChatRabbit77
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to ChatRabbit77
The only thing a man should EVER cover his head with when it's raining is a rolled up newspaper. End of story.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to LucasP
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Kinda makes me wanna start a spinoff thread "how old were you when you had your last gay experience?".
You go first
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:17 pm to LucasP
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Kinda makes me wanna start a spinoff thread "how old were you when you had your last gay experience?".
With the love of Christ and intense, hard one-on-one therapy with my priest, I've battled my demons and haven't committed gay sin in over 9 months.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:19 pm to ChatRabbit77
Did you suck his cock as you walked out? If so then gay
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:21 pm to ChatRabbit77
apparently you don't like pina coladas
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:59 pm to Pettifogger
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apparently you don't like pina coladas
Underrated post.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:01 pm to ChatRabbit77
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Do I have the ghey?
Did you have sex with him? If so yes. Otherwise you are a dry heterosexual.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:05 pm to ChatRabbit77
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We shared an umbrella.
Put your collar up, hunch your shoulders, put your hands in your pockets, and walk through it like a damned man.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:11 pm to ChatRabbit77
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Omi
Gay, real men eat steaks.
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fastidious
Gay, uses big words.
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brought an umbrella
Gay, thinks ahead.
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shared an umbrella
Yep, Gay
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ChatRabbit77
Gay, Chat (likes to talk), Rabbits (gayest of animals), Elvis Died in 1977 - I'm not really sure how that plays into it, but - Gay.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:21 pm to ChatRabbit77
Not gay, as long as the handle ended in a hook.
Unless your fastidious friend held the umbrella by said hook with no hands.
ETA: any male self-conscious to start a "G/NG" thread on the OT already has a foot sticking out of the closet.
Straight men don't need clarification, and def. wouldn't ask for it, even if unsure.
Watch out for dem AIDS.
Unless your fastidious friend held the umbrella by said hook with no hands.
ETA: any male self-conscious to start a "G/NG" thread on the OT already has a foot sticking out of the closet.
Straight men don't need clarification, and def. wouldn't ask for it, even if unsure.
Watch out for dem AIDS.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:29 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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It's only gay if you want it to be.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:38 pm to ChatRabbit77
You got the ghey, no doubt. To what degree is the question now. Who went high, who went low. When I walk with a women in the rain, I hold the umbrella and the opposite arm goes shoulder, her arm goes to my waist.....naturally asserting my dominance. So if you go low, you're the taker. The rules are the rules.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:43 pm to Signal Soldier
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Real men don't use an umbrella, so either way you're gay...
This
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:51 pm to ChatRabbit77
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Me and my bro were eating at Omi. It started to rain, luckily my fastidious friend brought an umbrella. On the way out of the restaurant there was a torrential downpour. We shared an umbrella. Do I have the ghey?
Are you made of sugar? Afraid you're going to melt?
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