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re: Britney Spears is about to be single

Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:34 pm to
Posted by NativeLouisianaian
Member since Apr 2022
98 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:34 pm to
And the world will see why the Conservatorship was necessary. Her family and lawyers being GREEDY messed it up. I hope she doesn't end up like Marilyn Monroe or that other chick.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52509 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Britney Spears and her husband, Sam Asghari have separated after a nuclear argument that involves allegations of cheating
I'm sorry Sam, but I did you a favor
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136132 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:41 pm to
I thought she was married to that Timberlake guy
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 5:42 pm
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

I hope she doesn't end up like Marilyn Monroe or that other chick.

I won't be able to sleep until I know the identity of that other chick.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49622 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

her vag

It’s right their for the taking


I bet it’s all swollen and flared out like a fat chuck roast.
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:48 pm to
I just want to touch her clam
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Britney Spears is about to be single

I can't handle that kind of crazy.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17656 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

How close is she to doing actual porn?


Has she released a butthole picture yet? If so probably on the brink.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2686 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:53 pm to
Geez. Does true love even exist anymore?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:54 pm to
I would marry her. Her spiral is going to eventually lead to her death. I can put up with the cheating as long as I'm the beneficiary.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37200 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:54 pm to
I am so shocked

She’s been acting so mentally stable lately….
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17234 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 5:55 pm to
Ripe even
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19261 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 6:24 pm to
It's just sad at this point. Girl is bonkers from bipolar and prolly doesn't take her meds.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16695 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

I just want to touch her clam

Just go grab an Arby’s sandwich. It looks the same and probably smells better.
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 6:26 pm
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9785 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

stripper pole


She should get 2 stripper poles and confirm she is Bi-polar
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 6:36 pm
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7665 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 6:34 pm to
She should call Maitland Ward for marital advice asap.
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1420 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 6:50 pm to
I’d do it for the payday and the crazy sex but mostly the payday. And hey if you knock her up you can keep the kid she’s unfit and it’d be like hitting the lottery kinda like Anna Nicole’s ex.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

I bet it’s all swollen and flared out like a fat chuck roast.


(img) Thats my fetish meme (img)
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17703 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 7:35 pm to
I’m game. With no pre-nup of course.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

I’m game. With no pre-nup of course.


You think Britney would marry you for your money?

OT board. FFS.
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 7:43 pm
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