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re: Britney explains what she's looking for in a man
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:28 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:28 am to Jim Rockford
Well if she wants a nerd with a big penis, she needs to look elsewhere. I got the big penis part down, but I am intellectual not a nerd. Oh well she is old and crazy now anyway.
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:39 am to Jim Rockford
If a big dick was that important, I wouldn't get snapchats every month from now married sluts I slept with before I met my wife.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:44 am to X123F45
Which part of Louisiana is her family from?
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 6:45 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:47 am to Fus0623
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:50 am to PuntBamaPunt
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:58 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
I think it's time for us to find a hot nerd,"
Alright then. Sign me up.
quote:
A really hot guy with a really big penis."
Jk
Seriously though it does sound lIke she wants to cherry pick a bunch of features to make a "perfect" guy that almost definitely doesn't exist.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:03 am to Jim Rockford
I used to see a lot of billboards advertising surgeons in the Houston area that could increase a guy's "size"....Those doctors still in business? I might need an appointment. I can handle the nerd part of her requirement.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:15 am to Boudreaux35
well im out.
because im not a nerd
because im not a nerd
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:23 am to Jim Rockford
If she subscribes to the hypothesis that girth is more important than length, and if my wife is cool with it, I'd have a shot.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:30 am to sicboy
Has Paige found another job yet? I haven't been on TD much lately due to travel/work so I may have missed it.
More importantly...did they figure out how to park all of their cars in the driveway?
More importantly...did they figure out how to park all of their cars in the driveway?
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 7:31 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:40 am to Jim Rockford
If she's looking for a baw, I got her.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:50 am to SECdragonmaster
quote:
No matter how crazy. No matter how skanky. No matter how much the weight has fluctuated. She has always stayed hot.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 7:51 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:50 am to Jim Rockford
Do brawds realize when the say they NEED a guy with a "really big penis" they are admitting they are blown out aka hotdog down a hallway?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:07 am to Havoc
You think she doesn't have enough money to get it tightened up?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:11 am to Restomod
quote:
Do brawds realize when the say they NEED a guy with a "really big penis" they are admitting they are blown out aka hotdog down a hallway?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:26 am to Jim Rockford
Dear Britney,
I'll meet you halfway.
Signed,
jrodLSUke
I'll meet you halfway.
Signed,
jrodLSUke
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:29 am to Jim Rockford
I could only give her the nerd
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:40 am to Restomod
Not the truth. Some chicks are size queens but still tight. I think it has to do with physicality
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 8:41 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:53 am to SECdragonmaster
quote:
She has always stayed hot.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:53 am to Hangover Haven
Hilldawg with the cock block
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