re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes

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In South Florida the biggest topographical features are landfills and elevated greens.

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When I was a kid back in the early 60's the family had driven to Lakeland to visit an old family friend. While we were there the people took us out to "The highest elevation in that area" and it turned out to be a HUGE pile of sand that people scaled and slid down on makeshift sleds, mostly made of heavy cardboard.

We got a laugh out of that and I made it hilarious for them by scaling that thing and attempting to run down it. Yeah, it went like they expected and I went head over heals about halfway down and wound up with a mouthful of sand and eyes hurting like hell from the aforementioned sand in them.

I think they used a couple gallons of water to clean me out that day. Never again

One of these is not like the others?

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In South Florida the biggest topographical features are landfills and elevated greens.

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Don't forget about the Mosaic Gypstack. Just think, one day someone will treat those gypstacks like they are mildly radioactive "Indian Mounds".

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Don't forget about the Mosaic Gypstack. Just think, one day someone will treat those gypstacks like they are mildly radioactive "Indian Mounds".

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I’ve had this exact discussion with coworkers before. In 2,000 years people will look upon these perfectly rectangular structures 100’s of feet high and 1,000’s of feet long that contain slightly radioactive material and postulate about the significance and meaning of these structures; are they temples? Are they reman ants of long lost energy sources?

Nope, just an efficient way to store our waste