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re: Bride to be walks in on groom sexually assaulting bridesmaid

Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47705 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

That would be psychotic mind control he has on his new bride.


Yep. With that kind of mind control he could make her count to 5 with her hoof, or barrel race. They could also get the back 40 plowed before lunch.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:57 pm to
The bride doesn't look half bad

I'd need to see her naked before I gave a final ruling.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
66030 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:19 pm to
Another reason not to plan a Wedding during Football season,....
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9513 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

"I couldn't help it baby. I was thinking about you and got worked up."



You and the other 57 that upvoted you are virgins
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:56 pm to
So the bachelor party was a little delayed.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Sounds like it magically turned into an assault once the bride found out about it

:he’s right you know:
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13051 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:24 am to
quote:

The bride doesn't look half bad


She dosen't look half good either.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6367 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:44 am to
Hey babe, why the long face ?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Dude must make a ton of money to pull something like that off and get away with it




Any local sales manager should track this guy down. If he got caught in the act, yet she STILL married him?

He can sell.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24346 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:00 am to
quote:

The bride doesn't look half bad


We know that at least one bridesmaid looks better.
Posted by MiDixon Yermouth
Member since Sep 2018
295 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:03 am to
quote:

The bride doesn't look half bad



no man, that chick looks like she has an uncircumsized forehead
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:04 am to
quote:

bridesmaid looks better

Im almost sure of it.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:04 am to
quote:


The bride doesn't look half bad



She looks whole fully bad.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 9:13 am to
I wonder if the bridesmaid still served in the wedding.
That would be awkward.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 9:15 am to
quote:

I wonder if the bridesmaid still served in the wedding.


except for the walking in on part I'll bet that scenario has played out that way hundreds of times(with various combos of the bridal party)
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 10:01 am to
Wonder if they took the bridesmaid along with them on the honeymoon?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Wonder if they took the bridesmaid along with them on the honeymoon?


if they did I'm going to have that dude's name tattooed on me as a tramp stamp and put his picture on the wall
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 10:16 am to
i mean if the bride is ok with him bending the bridesmaid over. she's definitely down for some 3way action.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24752 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 10:18 am to
quote:

A Pennsylvania man


quote:

A friend of the couple told the station that the couple still got married


Is there a Denham Springs in Pennsylvania?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Is there a Denham Springs in Pennsylvania?


OH, PA, and certain parts of NY could teach us a few things about redneckedness and trashihood
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