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Boy's hour-long ‘sex session’ with metal pipe ends just like you think it would
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:33 am
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:33 am
Nave try to lay pipe in a pipe
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And if you needed proof of that, look no further than the story of a sex-starved 16-year-old in Johor, Malaysia, who got himself in a serious pickle earlier this week.
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The lad had spotted a metal pipe sticking out from a wall in his home that was conveniently at waist height.
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And, boys being boys, he thought he’d try making sweet, sweet, love to the cold and unyielding plumbing fitting.
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He managed to get his penis into the alloy tube, but when it came to time for the unlikely coupling to end, he found that getting it out was not so easy.
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The misguided teen tried to free himself for over an hour before finally shouting to his housemates for help. Once the laughter had died down, his mates called the emergency services.
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He said: "The metal pipe is about six inches in length with a [thickness] of 5 millimetres, and is no longer used. The firemen had to cut the pipe first." The rescuers brought with them a metal cutting saw which they used to manually cut the pipe hoping to free the boy.
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But his penis remained wedged inside, forcing them to remove the whole length of pipe, which appeared to be around 30mm wide.
This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 9:06 am
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:34 am to DemonKA3268
What happened to the days of a ziplock and hand lotion between the mattress and box spring?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:35 am to DemonKA3268
Humble my penis is thicker than 5mm brag.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:35 am to DemonKA3268
Just spend the money and get a fleshlight
Excellent investment
Excellent investment
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:36 am to DemonKA3268
Laying the pipe can literally and physically harmful to your health. Do so responsibly kids.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to NPComb
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Laying the pipe can literally and physically harmful to your health. Do so responsibly kids.
Especially with rigid, inanimate objects.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to DemonKA3268
why not just pour ice cold water on his dick
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to DemonKA3268
That's not how we do this exercise at my house.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to DemonKA3268
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who got himself in a serious pickle earlier this week.
appropriate wording
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:43 am to DemonKA3268
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Corn Dogs are .50 cents today at Sonic.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:46 am to DemonKA3268
Now he knows what dogs go through
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:53 am to DemonKA3268
I would probably try that
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:54 am to Fat and Happy
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I would probably try that
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:58 am to DemonKA3268
Do you have a Google alert set for “fricked up shite”?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:58 am to BigPerm30
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a ziplock and hand lotion between the mattress and box spring?

Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:59 am to BigPerm30
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What happened to the days of a ziplock and hand lotion between the mattress and box spring?
You mean yesterday?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:00 am to Gabriel Susan Lewis
quote:Lol, nah, just observant.
Do you have a Google alert set for “fricked up shite”?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:00 am to DemonKA3268
Rookie. Everyone knows you gotta cover that thing in never-seize.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:01 am to DemonKA3268
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Boy's hour-long ‘sex session’
Subtle “I can hit it right yeah, all night yeah” brag
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:02 am to DemonKA3268
I feel for him, we've all been there, right? RIGHT?
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