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Boy's hour-long ‘sex session’ with metal pipe ends just like you think it would

Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:33 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:33 am
Nave try to lay pipe in a pipe



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And if you needed proof of that, look no further than the story of a sex-starved 16-year-old in Johor, Malaysia, who got himself in a serious pickle earlier this week.
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The lad had spotted a metal pipe sticking out from a wall in his home that was conveniently at waist height.
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And, boys being boys, he thought he’d try making sweet, sweet, love to the cold and unyielding plumbing fitting.
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He managed to get his penis into the alloy tube, but when it came to time for the unlikely coupling to end, he found that getting it out was not so easy.
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The misguided teen tried to free himself for over an hour before finally shouting to his housemates for help. Once the laughter had died down, his mates called the emergency services.
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He said: "The metal pipe is about six inches in length with a [thickness] of 5 millimetres, and is no longer used. The firemen had to cut the pipe first." The rescuers brought with them a metal cutting saw which they used to manually cut the pipe hoping to free the boy.
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But his penis remained wedged inside, forcing them to remove the whole length of pipe, which appeared to be around 30mm wide.
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This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 9:06 am
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:34 am to
What happened to the days of a ziplock and hand lotion between the mattress and box spring?
Posted by Jdiggy
Member since Nov 2016
746 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:35 am to
Humble my penis is thicker than 5mm brag.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132603 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:35 am to
Just spend the money and get a fleshlight

Excellent investment
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28716 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:36 am to
Laying the pipe can literally and physically harmful to your health. Do so responsibly kids.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to
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Laying the pipe can literally and physically harmful to your health. Do so responsibly kids.


Especially with rigid, inanimate objects.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to
why not just pour ice cold water on his dick
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to
That's not how we do this exercise at my house.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:38 am to
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who got himself in a serious pickle earlier this week.


appropriate wording
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16899 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:43 am to
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Corn Dogs are .50 cents today at Sonic.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33737 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:46 am to
Now he knows what dogs go through
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20235 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:53 am to
I would probably try that
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:54 am to
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I would probably try that


Posted by Gabriel Susan Lewis
St. George
Member since Apr 2019
294 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:58 am to
Do you have a Google alert set for “fricked up shite”?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:58 am to
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a ziplock and hand lotion between the mattress and box spring?


Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5768 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:59 am to
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What happened to the days of a ziplock and hand lotion between the mattress and box spring?


You mean yesterday?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:00 am to
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Do you have a Google alert set for “fricked up shite”?
Lol, nah, just observant.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:00 am to
Rookie. Everyone knows you gotta cover that thing in never-seize.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42889 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:01 am to
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Boy's hour-long ‘sex session’

Subtle “I can hit it right yeah, all night yeah” brag
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:02 am to
I feel for him, we've all been there, right? RIGHT?
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