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re: Boxing Day Crawfish Boil; is this a tradition for anyone?

Posted on 12/26/20 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8338 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

It's people like you that drive up crawfish prices and drive down sizes when crawfish season actually rolls around


Whoa, we have a crawfish badass in here. Be careful!
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 8:58 pm to
He hates fun.
Posted by JuliusSeizure
Rome
Member since Dec 2020
237 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 9:00 pm to
Homeboy the cliche online tuff guy
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

He hates fun.



I’m going to give you a pass because you had a Canadian with you, but.........

It’s a holiday observed by the Commonwealth of Nations. Boxing Day crawfish boil is not a tradition in Louisiana. We beat the British in the Battle of New Orleans so we didn’t have to celebrate this bullshite here. Don’t you know that?

Boxing day? Do you think this brings some semblance of class to your persona? Oh pip pip and cherrio my lads. It’s Boxing Day chaps! Let’s boil some crawfish to celebrate. Get the frick outta here.

Pick any day and it’s a holiday somewhere. fricking celebrate Wren Day while your at it I hear it’s a tradition in South Louisiana to dress up as a wren and running around the French Quarter asking people to buy you drinks. Which does sound kind of fun actually.

But is this a tradition for anyone else? God damn son you fill your life with some dumb arse shite that is not relevant to you. It’s so fake. Get real son.

And that pic of the crawfish on the table. It’s either stolen off the internet or you faked it with the pot looking like you just poured them out on the table. No way that is spontaneous. It’s staged. Quit being a fake mother fricker and just be real. No wonder you can’t find anyone. You’re not true to yourself. Wrapped up trying to create some picture perfect world for others to believe you live in.

Take a look at all the pics you show. Fake as frick. The dick pizza. The Christmas tree put up by an atheist. The perfect teeth. A recycled pic of some $25 a bottle bourbon like it’s the shite. You don’t know who the frick you are. How the hell are you supposed to find someone that is perfect for you if you are living a lie?

Just be yourself. Don’t bullshite things. Don’t fake anything. Don’t be something you’re not. You will not find happiness until you are true to yourself.

Least you’re not wearing that belly button of a hat. There might be hope for you.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:25 pm to
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Small crawfish are better than no crawfish.



That's debatable. It depends on who is boiling them. If they are too small they can be soft.. Too big they are tough.

I eat crawfish from March to June.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:29 pm to
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online tuff guy

Auto was bound to make an appearance sooner or later.
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:34 pm to
I’m trying to help this guy. No shite.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12234 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:37 pm to
We boiled a sack last week. Good size too. Price we payed was ridiculous, but we were craving them bad
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

You will not find happiness until you are true to yourself

With all due respect, Sir, you don’t seem happy at all.
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:02 pm to
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With all due respect, Sir, you don’t seem happy at all.


I’m an extremely happy person. I also believe in shooting someone straight which is confusing you. He complains about not finding someone etc etc and most everyone is saying “it will be ok. You will find someone”. No solutions at all. He needs advice and not a shoulder to cry on. I am giving him the very best advice I can give. Sorry you don’t like the delivery.
This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 11:03 pm
Posted by JuliusSeizure
Rome
Member since Dec 2020
237 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:21 pm to
That’s some fake shite right there alright.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28571 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:26 pm to
Hell to tha No.
Posted by JuliusSeizure
Rome
Member since Dec 2020
237 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:28 pm to
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:32 pm to
Good stuff.
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3978 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

this a tradition for anyone?

Maybe would’ve been if they wouldn’t have kicked my peeps out of Nova Scotia, but no. Then again, no one would probably be boiling crawfish if it hadn’t happened. Quite a dichotomy.
Posted by crownNbull
Gretna
Member since Jun 2010
3082 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 12:08 am to
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That’s gotta be some tiny crawfish.


We boiled on Christmas Eve. They were surprisingly decent size.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 1:35 am to
K

Edt: Too much effort.
This post was edited on 12/27/20 at 1:38 am
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2055 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 3:53 am to
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And that pic of the crawfish on the table. It’s either stolen off the internet or you faked it with the pot looking like you just poured them out on the table.


It looks like he may have a valid point.
The basket in that photo (although it is out of focus) doesn't appear to be the same basket in the previous photos!

Is he correct?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 6:34 am to
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This is the first time in my life I've heard the term boxing day.


Really?
Don’t you also work at some large international corporation too?
This post was edited on 12/27/20 at 6:35 am
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