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re: Boomers are the worst - marriage edition

Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
296982 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:06 pm to
How many years you been married, pretentious baw?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:07 pm to
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That's EXACTLY what the graph is trying to imply.


TRIPLE down big fella
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:08 pm to
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How many years you been married, pretentious baw?


How many years have you been divorced?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
296982 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:09 pm to
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How many years have you been divorced?


Married 19, divorced 3, married 19 more.

And you?
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39934 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:09 pm to
yougner generations of men watched Fight Club and realized that getting divorced would lead to their kid becoming a school shooter so the younger generations are grin and bearing marriage
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:10 pm to
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Married 19, divorced 3, married 19 more.


I’ll remind you again, all of your posts are public
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32541 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:11 pm to
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I’ll remind you again, all of your posts are public


Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
296982 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:11 pm to
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I’ll remind you again, all of your posts are public


And youve yet to refute one because youre a bluffing pussy. Youre more than welcome to prove me wrong, and you cannot.


Youre just an anal retentive hall monitor who lost his whistle.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:12 pm to
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Youre more than welcome to prove me wrong


You do that all by yourself baw
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
296982 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:13 pm to
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You do that all by yourself baw


You tried this same childish bluff yesterday and totally failed.

Youre just on repeat

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19186 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:15 pm to
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Bingo, why get married when your rich Uncle Sam will support you and your children?


I had an urban coworker break it down to me one day.

Marriage is just a way for the government to track and tax you.
If you love her, just stay together and never get married.
Never ever ever list a father on the birth certificate.

If listed as "Single mom" with very low reported income and a couple of kids, the family gets $$$$$
Baby daddy lives with single mom, has the better paying job and brings home the money.
Welfare supplements the income in order to pay a car note, etc.
LA Purchase card pays for essentials at the grocery store.
Baby daddy money pays for everything else - beer, etc.

If they ever get married, then the income is combined and they'll be above the income threshold to receive govt assistance.

Gotta beat the system
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:17 pm to
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I had an urban coworker break it down to me one day.


Of course you did

quote:

Marriage is just a way for the government to track and tax you. If you love her, just stay together and never get married. Never ever ever list a father on the birth certificate. If listed as "Single mom" with very low reported income and a couple of kids, the family gets $$$$$ Baby daddy lives with single mom, has the better paying job and brings home the money. Welfare supplements the income in order to pay a car note, etc. LA Purchase card pays for essentials at the grocery store. Baby daddy money pays for everything else - beer, etc. If they ever get married, then the income is combined and they'll be above the income threshold to receive govt assistance.


Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41458 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:20 pm to
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His stats are deceptive. Divorce has declined because marriage has declined too. No divorce possible if you never tie the knot in the first place.


It’s a rate of divorce, not an absolute value of divorce.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11916 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:21 pm to
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Marriage is just a way for the government to track and tax you.
If you love her, just stay together and never get married.
Never ever ever list a father on the birth certificate.

If listed as "Single mom" with very low reported income and a couple of kids, the family gets $$$$$
Baby daddy lives with single mom, has the better paying job and brings home the money.
Welfare supplements the income in order to pay a car note, etc.
LA Purchase card pays for essentials at the grocery store.
Baby daddy money pays for everything else - beer, etc.

If they ever get married, then the income is combined and they'll be above the income threshold to receive govt assistance.

Gotta beat the system



Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39934 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:23 pm to
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I had an urban coworker break it down to me one day.

Marriage is just a way for the government to track and tax you.
If you love her, just stay together and never get married.
Never ever ever list a father on the birth certificate.

If listed as "Single mom" with very low reported income and a couple of kids, the family gets $$$$$
Baby daddy lives with single mom, has the better paying job and brings home the money.
Welfare supplements the income in order to pay a car note, etc.
LA Purchase card pays for essentials at the grocery store.
Baby daddy money pays for everything else - beer, etc.

If they ever get married, then the income is combined and they'll be above the income threshold to receive govt assistance.


i had similar conversation with a very hard working co-worker

he had a kid with serious disablities so getting married meant some money from the government might dry up

he also cheated on his baby mama all the time so that might have something to do with it too

dude would go to war for his son and i have tried to hire him elsewhere several times
This post was edited on 7/25/25 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25890 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:23 pm to
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Gotta beat the system


What you describe is fraud. If the father lives there he is considered part of the household for eligibility requirements.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36439 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:23 pm to
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Married my wife* (also a 1961 birth year) in 1984 and going strong.

The survey shows that if you were married in the 80's you have a 50% chance of divorce. So that means half of the people in the timeframe will stay married, you're part of that half
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41458 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:26 pm to
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If listed as "Single mom" with very low reported income and a couple of kids, the family gets $$$$$ Baby daddy lives with single mom, has the better paying job and brings home the money. Welfare supplements the income in order to pay a car note, etc. LA Purchase card pays for essentials at the grocery store. Baby daddy money pays for everything else - beer, etc.


This is fraud
Eta
And frankly why we should end a ton of the social support we provide. It’s been proven time and again through data that children, on average, have better outcomes when their parents are married than single or cohabitating. We should be doing everything to incentivize marriage and stable relationships.
This post was edited on 7/25/25 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36439 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:28 pm to
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His stats are deceptive. Divorce has declined because marriage has declined too. No divorce possible if you never tie the knot in the first place.

This doesn't change the fact that if you get married today, you have a much lower than 50% chance of divorce.

Higher education is another factor that decreases the probability of divorce.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19038 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:32 pm to
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People just get married less now. It's good in a way but it's really bad for birthrates.



If a woman wasn't married by age 30 she was called a spinster 50 years ago. Once a woman was labeled a spinster it was tough to get married at all. I learned this from my grandma (no pics).
This post was edited on 7/25/25 at 2:35 pm
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