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Bomb squad, FBI and National Guard called for model rocket
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:47 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:47 am
Holy shite, we live in idiocracy.
https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/11/10/bomb-squad-fbi-and-national-guard-called-after-apparent-u-s-army-rocket-found-in-tree-near-woodstock/
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A bomb squad, the FBI and National Guard representatives responded after a homeowner found what looked like a U.S. Army rocket in a tree near Woodstock Tuesday but was actually a hobby model rocket.
The McHenry County Sheriff’s Office responded around 8:20 a.m. Tuesday to the 15300 block of Kishwaukee Valley Road in unincorporated Woodstock for a report of a suspicious incident.
The homeowner had found an object hanging about 30 feet above the ground in a tree, Woodstock Fire/Rescue District Public Information Officer Alex Vucha said.
https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/11/10/bomb-squad-fbi-and-national-guard-called-after-apparent-u-s-army-rocket-found-in-tree-near-woodstock/
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:49 am to RaginCajunz
Public execution for homeowner that called this in is acceptable
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:50 am to RaginCajunz
Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?
The homeowner had no idea if it was live or where it came from.

The homeowner had no idea if it was live or where it came from.

This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 10:52 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:51 am to RaginCajunz
Damn, Iran has proved their ability to strike the mainland US. This changes the math in the middle east.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:52 am to fightin tigers
The government isn't using anything with a plastic parachute on it.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:54 am to RaginCajunz
Just like the response to the infamous LSU 'noose'
Estes stock in shambles
Estes stock in shambles
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to RaginCajunz
quote:
Holy shite, we live in idiocracy.
Here's another example.
The current US President is also in the WWE Hall of Fame.
Donald Trump cements his WWE legacy: 2013 WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
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This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to fightin tigers
quote:lol. Better to not post sometimes than open your mouth and show everyone what an idiot you are
Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?
The homeowner had no idea if it was live or where it came from.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to holmesbr
quote:
The government isn't using anything with a plastic parachute on it.
Agreed.
Wouldn't bet my hands or life that some dipshit that already can't control his rocket hadn't been fricking around with this in a malicious intent.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:57 am to RaginCajunz
This is yet another example of modern Soy Boy culture. Anyone should take one look at that and know it’s a model rocket. Mainly because kids should be out with their dads shooting those into the sky from the age of 8 to 10. That and building campfires and camping. All skills that modern kids lack. It’s damn sad.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:58 am to holmesbr
quote:
The government isn't using anything with a plastic parachute on it.
You’d be shocked. Have you done a deep dive into the new asymmetric warfare tech that’s out there now? It’s build it faster and cheaper and get it in the field.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:02 am to RaginCajunz
What is this? A rocket for ants?
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:07 am to RaginCajunz
I could mayyyybe understand a call to the Sheriff to get them to look at it and take it down.
Maybe, but not really.
Who called who in this scenario?
ETA:
In reality I'd probably throw footballs at it until it fell
Maybe, but not really.
Who called who in this scenario?
ETA:
In reality I'd probably throw footballs at it until it fell
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 11:09 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:12 am to CatfishJohn
quote:
Who called who in this scenario?
Woman called sheriff
Sheriff called fire department
Fire department probably didn't want to frick with it and the bomb squad came in.
National Guard Armory was nearby and gave their input FBI probably came in because it was a projectile fired onto someone else's property.
Whole thing took less than 4 hours according to the article.
They probably realized early on what they had, but again, no one was willing to lose digits or worse without verifying.
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 11:14 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:36 am to fightin tigers
quote:These sorts of posts are always telling where median IQ is these days.
Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?
No, I don't think we need a national response from the military over what's clearly not a real missile.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:36 am to RaginCajunz
Good thing it didn’t make a noose.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:37 am to fightin tigers
quote:
Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?
Here’s one of the retards
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 11:38 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:45 am to RaginCajunz
"If you see something, say something."
"No, not that something."
It was an overreaction, but people have had it drummed into their head over the last 25 years to report anything suspicious.
"No, not that something."
It was an overreaction, but people have had it drummed into their head over the last 25 years to report anything suspicious.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:49 am to jorconalx
quote:I agree, this ain’t rocket science.
Here’s one of the retards

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