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Bomb squad, FBI and National Guard called for model rocket

Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:47 am
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
7377 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:47 am
Holy shite, we live in idiocracy.

quote:

A bomb squad, the FBI and National Guard representatives responded after a homeowner found what looked like a U.S. Army rocket in a tree near Woodstock Tuesday but was actually a hobby model rocket.

The McHenry County Sheriff’s Office responded around 8:20 a.m. Tuesday to the 15300 block of Kishwaukee Valley Road in unincorporated Woodstock for a report of a suspicious incident.

The homeowner had found an object hanging about 30 feet above the ground in a tree, Woodstock Fire/Rescue District Public Information Officer Alex Vucha said.




https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/11/10/bomb-squad-fbi-and-national-guard-called-after-apparent-u-s-army-rocket-found-in-tree-near-woodstock/
Posted by Marlboro Smooth
Member since Dec 2025
319 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:49 am to
Public execution for homeowner that called this in is acceptable
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80967 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:50 am to
Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?

The homeowner had no idea if it was live or where it came from.

This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 10:52 am
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
2234 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:51 am to
Damn, Iran has proved their ability to strike the mainland US. This changes the math in the middle east.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4292 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:52 am to
The government isn't using anything with a plastic parachute on it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
95344 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:54 am to
Just like the response to the infamous LSU 'noose'

Estes stock in shambles
Posted by Tiger503
Member since Sep 2026
150 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Holy shite, we live in idiocracy.

Here's another example.

The current US President is also in the WWE Hall of Fame.

Donald Trump cements his WWE legacy: 2013 WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony


ETA:
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 4:43 pm
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2595 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
95344 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?

The homeowner had no idea if it was live or where it came from.
lol. Better to not post sometimes than open your mouth and show everyone what an idiot you are
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80967 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:55 am to
quote:

The government isn't using anything with a plastic parachute on it.


Agreed.

Wouldn't bet my hands or life that some dipshit that already can't control his rocket hadn't been fricking around with this in a malicious intent.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20750 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:57 am to
This is yet another example of modern Soy Boy culture. Anyone should take one look at that and know it’s a model rocket. Mainly because kids should be out with their dads shooting those into the sky from the age of 8 to 10. That and building campfires and camping. All skills that modern kids lack. It’s damn sad.

Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67500 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 10:58 am to
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The government isn't using anything with a plastic parachute on it.

You’d be shocked. Have you done a deep dive into the new asymmetric warfare tech that’s out there now? It’s build it faster and cheaper and get it in the field.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12341 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:02 am to
What is this? A rocket for ants?
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
24061 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:07 am to
I could mayyyybe understand a call to the Sheriff to get them to look at it and take it down.

Maybe, but not really.

Who called who in this scenario?

ETA:

In reality I'd probably throw footballs at it until it fell

This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 11:09 am
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80967 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:12 am to
quote:


Who called who in this scenario?


Woman called sheriff
Sheriff called fire department
Fire department probably didn't want to frick with it and the bomb squad came in.
National Guard Armory was nearby and gave their input FBI probably came in because it was a projectile fired onto someone else's property.

Whole thing took less than 4 hours according to the article.

They probably realized early on what they had, but again, no one was willing to lose digits or worse without verifying.
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 11:14 am
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21880 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:36 am to
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Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?
These sorts of posts are always telling where median IQ is these days.

No, I don't think we need a national response from the military over what's clearly not a real missile.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9738 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:36 am to
Good thing it didn’t make a noose.
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
11546 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Should the sheriff/bomb squad not have been called?





Here’s one of the retards
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 11:38 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
107256 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:45 am to
"If you see something, say something."

"No, not that something."

It was an overreaction, but people have had it drummed into their head over the last 25 years to report anything suspicious.
Posted by White Bear
Section 8
Member since Jul 2014
17911 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Here’s one of the retards
I agree, this ain’t rocket science.
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