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Boarding and deboarding planes

Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:38 pm
Posted by BengalBlood81
Member since Oct 2014
1294 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:38 pm
Can someone tell me why planes aren’t loaded from back to front? Also, if you pay for a first class ticket, why would you want to rush on to a plane and sit there to wait for all the commoners to board? If I pay for first class, I wanna be last on and first off.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75213 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:39 pm to
No clue, I don’t fly commercial.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17670 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:41 pm to
They serve drinks to first class while all the poors board. But you knew that, right?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46613 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:41 pm to
quote:

Also, if you pay for a first class ticket, why would you want to rush on to a plane and sit there to wait for all the commoners to board?


People pay for first class for several reasons... a couple of those reasons include the benefit of being able to board early and get settled and comfortable, have a drink, etc... without having to deal with a mass of idiots who don’t know how to handle their own luggage standing in front of them.

Another one of those reasons they pay for a first class ticket is to be seen sitting in first class by all the commoners.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1928 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:41 pm to
Because half the fun of first class is smugly looking into the eyes of the down trodden poor people.

Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1928 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:42 pm to
Haha didn't see yours until I posted mine!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260562 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:43 pm to
Never ceases to amaze me at how many socially awkward people stand in the aisle fiddling with their carry-ones while people patiently wait
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20386 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:44 pm to
On the smaller jets where the poors have to pass through first class on the way to cattle class, I always tried to silently crop dust the area for their enjoyment. Fricking bourgeois.
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 11:46 pm
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 9:56 pm
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34746 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:47 pm to
Someone is obviously poor and never has never flown first class. Nothing better than getting on first and drinking already while you watch the poors go by
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:47 pm to
The first class traveler wants to board first to size up which air hostess he is going to take to the mile high club. Air hostesses don't give it up to the poor.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:48 pm to
SWA for the win. Everyone gets shoved onto the plane ASAP, they charge you for your alcoholic beverage 1 out of 5 times *maybe*, and you usually arrive 10 minutes early.

Only crusty dickwads seek feeling important on a domestic flight. Enjoy your Sunny Delight mimosa, loser.
Posted by BengalBlood81
Member since Oct 2014
1294 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:49 pm to
solid point.
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
384 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:49 pm to
Do you like standing on the jet-bridge, probe? I like to get on, quickly stow my Tumi and start drinking my scotch. I don't even like looking at the poors walking by.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7412 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:03 am to
The people in front would get fricked out of bin space.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:35 am to


I dated a FA. She was a count.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62790 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:59 am to
Planes should be boarded from outside (window seats) to inside (aisle seats). I hate sitting in that aisle seat only to have that fat redneck come piling in next to you on his way to the window seat.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16869 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 1:04 am to
Not sure why it takes people forever to get off a plane.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47381 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 2:43 am to
Doesn’t matter where my seat is, I’m glad to board late.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45763 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 2:53 am to
If I'm last on, I did it right. Fly a lot of day trips w/o luggage, just my carry on. Even if in first, I hate just settling in and waiting on everyone else.
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