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BLM Volunteers To Rebuild Minneapolis, Return All Looted Items

Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:10 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:10 pm
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After Chauvin Verdict, BLM Volunteers To Rebuild Minneapolis, Return All Looted Items



Babylon Bee

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—BLM organizers celebrated the verdict of the Chauvin trial this week. In a touching and healing gesture, they have offered to rebuild the wreckage of Minneapolis and return all looted items back to their owners.

"We did what we came to do," said one BLM organizer. "Now we have achieved perfect justice and our work here is completed. We are looking forward to being a part of reconciliation and healing moving forward."

For the next several years, organizers will be donating their time to repair broken windows, restore torched cars, and return costly loot back to their rightful owners.

"It's the least we can do," said another organizer. "We are so thankful for the American justice system that gave the defendant due process and rightfully convicted him as guilty. What a great country we live in!"


Full article at link.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 7:11 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98872 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:11 pm to
Lolololololol
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7322 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

Now we have achieved perfect justice and our work here is completed.


what
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:13 pm to
BLM is mostly just white Biden voters, they don’t know how to build anything
Posted by KING HERB
Member since May 2021
47 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:13 pm to
Wish cops could use live rounds on rioters
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7339 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:14 pm to
I doubt it happens.
Posted by gillian
Member since May 2017
293 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:15 pm to
This is one of the best sites on the web. Their sense of humor is amazing, and they target just the right people for their satire.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30584 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:16 pm to
DA BEEEEEEEE
Posted by POCKET
Member since Nov 2011
2607 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:19 pm to
It’s a sad world when people can read a senseless satirical article like this and think it is a real article
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14562 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:21 pm to
Bee got me
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 7:27 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25715 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:22 pm to
You had me by your title
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:24 pm to
Wow! Maybe things are looking up!
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67935 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:25 pm to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25715 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:26 pm to
That one is not the Bee lol
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5873 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:27 pm to
The Bee is the only news worth reading.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5873 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

Wish cops could use live rounds on rioters


Or at least the bear spray that causes strokes two days later.
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Wish cops could use live rounds on rioters





Or they all had one of these


Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11296 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:36 pm to
they are gonna dox Babylon Bee and go after them eventually
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12204 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:38 pm to
What a joke. And the appeals process will be very interesting since it was a very fair trial.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 7:54 pm to


But seriously...









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