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re: Bison are fleeing Yellowstone

Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:34 am to
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:34 am to
White Flight
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:34 am to
That's odd, I didn't realize Hawaii was so close to the impact zone.

LAWL MAP JOKE!!!
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52204 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:35 am to
That article is total bullshite. Those buffalo are obviously just heading into town for a Friday fish fry, frick y'all.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
36163 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 6:10 am to
I love that gif. the :( at the end


And also, when the animals start acting funny/fleeing, it's about to get real.
Posted by bryken89
GD
Member since Apr 2009
467 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 6:13 am to
Well according to your map. Baton Rouge and st Francisville are safe. But for precautions, I'll head to Pensacola.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21194 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 6:23 am to
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16857 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:01 am to
Those are horses, not bison. We're in the clear.
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4823 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:20 am to
Bison have been running down roads in Yellowstone ever since they had...roads in Yellowstone.
This post was edited on 4/3/14 at 7:21 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:24 am to
Why even worry about it?

There is absolutely nothing we can do about it. If it erupts, we are all screwed, so don't worry about it.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30950 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:28 am to
They running east or west?
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:32 am to
I am interested in the time frame.. How long do super volcano explosions last? How long after the explosion until ash reaches Texas?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:35 am to
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How long do super volcano explosions last?
A few days. Will be multiple explosions

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How long after the explosion until ash reaches Texas?


Depends on winds and environment. At the most 3 days
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32989 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:35 am to
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The quake was the largest in the park since 1980


and we all remember how terrible the supervolcano of 1980 was.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:38 am to
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While scientists predict it will erupt again, they say it won’t happen anytime soon, reports


They just figured out in the last 20 years that North America's prehistoric animals were killed by this thing and not some giant space rock. I really dont trust that they have this thing 100% figured out
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
14469 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:40 am to
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Depends on winds and environment. At the most 3 days

So we would have some time, even if it's just a day or two, of complete and utter chaos under normal, ashless conditions.

That would be such a madhouse. People invading grocery stores with AR-15s and shotguns.. killing others over canned goods and water.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:40 am to
You've never lived until a bison disrupts your softball game in the park.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:41 am to
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killing others over canned goods and water.


THAT'S MY SPAM!
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32989 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:42 am to
quote:

THAT'S MY SPAM!


No, this is your *BLAM*
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:47 am to
There really is no way to prepare in a few days for something that will last for years. The ash would cover the majority of the crops and livestock producing states. This will have long lasting effects. I believe it was 1816 when a volcano in Indonesia erupted and it caused it cause an entire summer on the eastern US coast to have winter weather and it was impossible to grow crops.

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eruption of the Tambora volcano on the island of Soembawa in Indonesia on April 15th 1815. The eruption lasted one week and rumbled for 3 months. The mountain elevation dropped from 14,000 feet to 9000 feet, killed close to 10,000 people on the island and another 80,000 people would eventually die from starvation and diseases related to the eruption. Tambora was one of the largest recorded eruptions with estimates of 1.7 million tons of dust put into the air equaling 6 million atomic bombs. The theory is that the dust reached the Northern Hemisphere during 1816 reducing solar output.


Fwiw Yellowstone would be like 50 times greater than this
This post was edited on 4/3/14 at 7:51 am
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/3/14 at 7:53 am to
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Fwiw Yellowstone would be like 50 times greater than this


300 million atom bombs
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