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re: Birthdays after 21 are dumb

Posted on 12/8/18 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 5:38 pm to
I wonder why right wing theists don't celebrate Conception Day?
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 5:54 pm to
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One year closer to death and people want to make a spectacle out of it.




frick yes. If people would just forget my birthday ever existed I'd be perfectly fine with that.
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

25 is significant for car insurance purposes and renting a car


Barely, I remember when I inquired about the 25 year old insurance drop and was told it was $15 for a 6 month term.

The entire insurance industry is filled with crooks.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35173 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 6:29 pm to
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She’s good at it. Just saying.


Man I hope so.

ETA Although I’m sure it will lack the eagerness you may be thinking of.
This post was edited on 12/8/18 at 6:31 pm
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:17 pm to
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I’m at a birthday party with a ton of hot chicks right now for a 30th. Doesnt seem dumb.


And instead of talking to them you’re looking at tigerdroppings on your phone.
Posted by oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26411 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

One year closer to death and people want to make a spectacle out of it.


Using that logic, isn't every birthday one year closer to death? So, perhaps we should not celebrate them at all starting at one.

To be honest I have a hard time remembering how old I am. My mom told me once she thought I was 31, and I rolled with that (because how can mom be wrong). It lived a lie for at least a month, because I thought I was 31 when I was actually 32.

I don't celebrate my birthday, but I damn sure won't stop anyone else from celebrating it for me.
This post was edited on 12/8/18 at 7:25 pm
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:27 pm to
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So I’ve got that going for me.


Which is nice
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17714 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:29 pm to
Unlike your post
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63344 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:30 pm to
God forbid people celebrate a person's existence in their lives annually.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:45 pm to
so you are advocating that we should all die before our 22nd birthday?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:56 pm to
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Birthdays after 21 are dumb


If you ever want to stick your penis in a woman's vagina don't ever say that to her.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21427 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 9:04 pm to
You know that happens once a year whether you want it to or not, dont you?
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10502 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 9:58 pm to
Most important thing is to keep having them.

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63046 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 10:03 pm to
I've realized one of the main reasons to have a wife and kids is to force me to give a shite about stuff. I'd be a cold, drunk, money grubbing son of a bitch without them.

My dad was a Jehova baw so bdays and holidays always seemed forced on him and I'm picking up on that shite now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is lighten up, Francis.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19302 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 10:07 pm to
Just for reference my son turned 12 yesterday and all together it cost me $450.00

Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 12:51 am to
I awkwardly fingered a chick in a crowded bar tonight. I did more than a lot of OTers
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29820 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 12:55 am to
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My wife says when I turn 40 i can get a blowjob. So I’ve got that going for me.


What she didn’t tell you is it’s her gay friend giving it to you. Just close your eyes and imagine that isn’t a mustache, just a very prickly vagina, or Italian woman.
This post was edited on 12/9/18 at 12:56 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 6:41 am to
I know of 25-30 year old girls who still celebrate birthday weeks or months.


I still use the birthday month thing when I want a bj
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58040 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 7:23 am to
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