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Bionic Implants That You Give Perfect Vision For Life ?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:18 pm
This doc says they can.
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An optometrist in British Columbia claims to have invented an easily implantable device that provides its wearer with vision "three times better than 20/20" for life. Dubbed the Ocumetics Bionic Lens by its inventor Dr. Garth Webb, this device appears to be very similar in structure to the conventional artificial lenses employed in cataract surgery. The eight-minute installation procedure is reportedly painless. It involves injecting the folded lense into your eye where it unfurls to replace your natural lense and correct your vision. There's also an added benefit in that with these artificial lenses in place, you'll never develop cataracts.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 2:18 pm
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:19 pm to SG_Geaux
So they can give us HD eyes, but we still don't have any pills that make your wang bigger?
Our priorities in this country are a mess.
Our priorities in this country are a mess.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:20 pm to SG_Geaux
how much? I'd go for that
ETA: no problems with the behemoth here
ETA: no problems with the behemoth here
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:20 pm to ManBearTiger
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:20 pm to SG_Geaux
It wouldn't help with retinal problems though.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:20 pm to SG_Geaux
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:21 pm to ManBearTiger
If they had readily available pills to make your wang bigger, then everyone would take them, including guys with huge wangs. 10 inches would be the new 5 inches.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:23 pm to SG_Geaux
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"three times better than 20/20" for life
not if you have suffer from something that causes damage to the visual cortex
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:23 pm to SG_Geaux
This would change baseball completely
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:26 pm to ManBearTiger
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So they can give us HD eyes, but we still don't have any pills that make your wang bigger?
Our priorities in this country are a mess.
Similar to energy companies conspiring to block alternative energy sources, we can blame the Big 3 automakers in Detroit. Truck sales would be wiped out in such a scenario, so they have a vested interest in blocking a miracle drug like that.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:29 pm to ManBearTiger
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:31 pm to SG_Geaux
I'll believe this when I see it.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:34 pm to SG_Geaux
Sounds like it will make your reading vision 3x worse.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:41 pm to Bard
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I'll believe this when I see it.
I see what you did there.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 2:54 pm to SG_Geaux
So no need to get rid of my 1981 TV for a new HD tv right?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:03 pm to SG_Geaux
I wonder if it'll work for keratoconus
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:06 pm to ManBearTiger
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optometrist in British Columbia
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Our priorities in this country are a mess.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:21 pm to Bmath
So, this Canadian optom will give you 20/6.66 vision- better than ever recorded and beyond the theoretical limits. I'm sure it'll work great.
If I cut off your foot, you'll never stub your toe.
If I cut off your foot, you'll never stub your toe.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:56 pm to SG_Geaux
Would this work for Macular Degeneration?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:03 pm to pensacola
I heard Barry Bonds had 20/7
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