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Biggest Jerk move you have ever made

Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:15 pm
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:15 pm
I was watching Floyd Mayweather fights on youtube earlier and this immediately came to mind:

When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was great payback
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:16 pm to
nice
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:17 pm to
Trashy
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24587 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:18 pm to
Two hands
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54100 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:19 pm to
cold blooded.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:20 pm to


That's pretty good.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4524 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:20 pm to
That is pretty awesome.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:21 pm to
did a friend's girlfriend in the back of his mom's car
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:23 pm to
I kept getting really drunk and banging this girl that annoyed me as a person.

One morning I woke up and saw she was there and said "god dammit you again" out loud.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:26 pm to
See that's confusing because there's no such thing as a jerk store.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:28 pm to
Been there; done that
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7054 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:29 pm to
Was standing in the check out line at Winn Dixie and this old man in a electric wheel chair was buying box wine. The cashier was also an elderly lady. She was counting out the change to him and he dropped a 20 dollar bill. Well he cussed her like a damn dog for a good two minutes and I tell him to shut hell up. He then cusses me like a dog and holds up the line.

Well after I check out and head to the truck I see a 20 dollar bill blowing around on the ground. Look up and see the piece of shite old man getting out of his wheel chair to get it. I picked it up,looked dead at him and put it in my pocket and went on my way.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:34 pm to
Just this morning I frantically closed the elevator door on a fat woman who was loudly pleading for me to hold it for her. We were definitely making eye contact for a few seconds before the door abruptly shut mere inches from her face. The last-second look of disbelief on her face was palpable.

Currently sitting in my office, worried that I'm gonna see her when I leave in a few minutes.

Not the biggest jerk move I've ever done, but I never seem to surprise myself with how much of an a-hole I am regularly.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11427 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

I kept getting really drunk and banging this girl that annoyed me as a person. One morning I woke up and saw she was there and said "god dammit you again" out loud.



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:50 pm to
not necessarily a jerk move but I moved into a new neighborhood years ago, had a couple of dogs that would bark at certain things, one day the new next door neighbor(wife,) knocks on the door complaining about the dogs, told her that I appreciated her concerns, but I travel or a living, wife at home alone a lot, and no laws were being broken, but I would try to keep them on the other side of the house, daughter(no pics,) comes home from college and gets intercepted by the next door hag , who thinks it's my wife, gives her a big arse chewing about the dogs, coincidentally I had just received a porn mail order catalogue in my mailbox that was addressed to the next door neighbor, I wrote a note to the neighbor saying that if she had issues with me to take it up with me and not the daughter, and BTW, here's some mail for Mike(her husband,) and put it on their front door, the person that got this package was their adult daughter that just happen to pick up their mail as she was bringing the grandkids over for a visit
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:51 pm to
I noticed a friend of mine's sister had just recently gotten a tattoo on the small of her back. I asked her about it and she said "yeah, I wanted something classy" and replied "I have never associated classy with tattoos".
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:53 pm to
One night when I was in school I took my girlfriends car out and picked up some chick at a bar. We fricked in the back seat and actually broke one of the back windows out while doing it.
I told her someone broke in and tried to steal the stereo, but I caught them doing it...never even questioned me about it again.

This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 4:54 pm
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9364 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:54 pm to
Some people have it coming.
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