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Beware, Ladies: ET Aliens Might Impregnate You.

Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:07 am
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48412 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:07 am
LINK

Unaccounted-for pregnancies are recorded as being connected to UFO sightings.

This is a game-changer for excuse-seekers.
Posted by Snazzmeister
IHTFP
Member since Jan 2015
1077 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:08 am to
Are alien abortions still a sin?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21259 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:10 am to
It happens
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:10 am to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61283 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:10 am to
All of this happened, therefore the government needs full monitoring access to catch the bad guy aliens. It's only through national surveillance with complete federal control will they be able to catch this stuff and reveal it.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39980 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:17 am to
Are you telling me aliens are the true GOATs in skipping out of fatherhood?
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48412 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:37 am to
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Are you telling me aliens are the true GOATs in skipping out of fatherhood?


No ET alien has EVER been hauled into court and forced to pay Child Support, my fine-feathered friend. That fact speaks for itself!
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
2985 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:52 am to
These declassified Pentagon documents have me more worried about the idiots running departments within our federal government more than aliens or Russians.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35637 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:59 am to
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All of this happened, therefore the government needs full monitoring access to catch the bad guy aliens. It's only through national surveillance with complete federal control will they be able to catch this stuff and reveal it.
Just two weeks to flatten the curve.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18857 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 11:31 am to
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Aliens Might Impregnate You.
Just ask Mary.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4342 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 12:13 pm to
ET Jody has been in town
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35637 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Aliens Might Impregnate You.


Just ask Mary.


Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48412 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:09 pm to
Unexplained pregnancy may also be due to ET Alien abduction.

LINK
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15641 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:59 pm to
So was Jesus an alien?
Posted by GetEmTigers08
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2007
1236 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 8:44 pm to
He was an Engineer
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15641 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 10:07 am to
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He was an Engineer

It’s pretty wild that the plot of Prometheus is more believable than the New Testament.
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
1569 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 10:18 am to
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t’s pretty wild that the plot of Prometheus is more believable than the New Testament.

Is it? That sad….
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