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'Better not get up': Man chokes out pregnant woman in 'headlock' attack

Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:27 am
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
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Member since May 2009
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Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:27 am
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A Florida man was arrested last week for allegedly yanking a pregnant woman by the hair and choking her repeatedly "in a headlock fashion" after getting into an argument with the mom-to-be "over noodles and her attitude," cops say.

Jonathan Webster, 38, is charged with aggravated battery of a pregnant woman, domestic battery by strangulation, tampering with a witness, resisting an officer without violence, and being a fugitive from justice after he attempted to flee the scene of the Aug. 14 attack on foot, according to his arrest affidavit.

The victim told cops that she and Webster — who is currently on probation for manslaughter — allegedly got into a dispute in the kitchen of a Port Charlotte residence "they just moved to last week" with several others described as their "family," the affidavit says. The extent of their relationship is unclear.

"Victim advised this argument began over noodles and her attitude, which got heated," the affidavit alleges. "Victim advised Jonathan began pressing his fingers against her head in an angry manner while yelling. Jonathan then grabbed her hair and began pulling it, this was on both sides of her head. The rest of the family then began trying to separate them."


Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39852 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:30 am to
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Victim advised this argument began over noodles and her attitude,



Justified headlock, imho
Posted by Liger43
Member since Sep 2019
640 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:31 am to
So they were fighting over a pack of $1.00 noodles. Bro dont play bout his ramen. I just know the woman was being greedy. Free him
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33932 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:33 am to
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The victim told cops that she and Webster — who is currently on probation for manslaughter —


I honestly have no sympathy for her. You can't drive on the bridge and complain about the tolls.
Posted by LSURoss
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Member since Dec 2007
16456 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:37 am to
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So they were fighting over a pack of $1.00 noodles


He was stressing about his upcoming Med School exam.







Did I do that right?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71484 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:50 am to
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after getting into an argument with the mom-to-be "over noodles and her attitude,"

"I told you want that shite al dente!"
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28061 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:55 am to
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"over noodles and her attitude,"



Bet she will never serve them non-AlDente again. Don't frick with a man's noodles
This post was edited on 8/21/25 at 1:25 pm
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5996 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:55 am to
Next : I'm a momma bear to a mixed race child who is my world. Her father is locked up but will be a part of her life. I'm ready to settle down with someone who can provide me the life i deserve.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18989 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 12:36 pm to
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choking her repeatedly "in a headlock fashion" after getting into an argument with the mom-to-be "over noodles and her attitude"


My mind went straight to Jesco


This post was edited on 8/21/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8284 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 12:38 pm to
He just dished out a serving of equality
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/21/25 at 12:42 pm to
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who is currently on probation for manslaughter


Who the heck gets probation for killing someone?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8284 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:19 pm to
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Who the heck gets probation for killing someone?


Look at the perp and you'll figure it out.
Posted by JumpingJack
Member since Nov 2024
84 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:25 pm to
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Who the heck gets probation for killing someone?
the fatiguers.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32672 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:28 pm to
Looks like the offspring of Diddy and Kevin Hart
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