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re: Beta male occupations

Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:48 pm to
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At just north of $200k a year, it's not a bad little side gig considering you only work maybe 20 days a year.


They get paid well to be cocksuckers.
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:51 pm to
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Mechanical engineers are the frickin worst. Always have tk let everyone know they are a ME and how much better that makes them


Eh, that’s just the case with any higher level occupation, not really specific to MEs
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6904 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:55 pm to
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Guitarists with bolt on necks.


you of think Hendrix, SRV and James Burton as betas
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7895 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:04 pm to
Used car dealership owner/any position of "power" at a used car dealership
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:06 pm to
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male nurse

Pretty dumb right here.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:06 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 1:10 pm
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
3566 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:10 pm to
MLM, any of them
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:10 pm to
fluffer
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15788 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:14 pm to
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They get paid well to be cocksuckers


It’s a hell of a lot better than actual cocksuckers...and most on this board
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3668 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:15 pm to
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male nurses are knee deep in muff


This always gets regurgitated on here. But out of all of the dudes I've ever encountered in my life who slay poon, not one of them has ever been a male nurse.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15788 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:18 pm to
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This always gets regurgitated on here. But out of all of the dudes I've ever encountered in my life who slay poon, not one of them has ever been a male nurse.




This is the only male nurse I've ever seen.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24323 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:20 pm to
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82 years young



Oh, well carry on, you might die soon. Hopefully you don’t catch a male nurse during your massive heart attack. You would be surprised who reads this board, and can decide to be lazy to assholes when they want.
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 1:21 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21111 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:21 pm to
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Well they don’t give us kickboxing lessons, but it does pay pretty well!

So basically any alpha could waltz right in and forcibly take it. Congrats on proving your own point.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19981 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:24 pm to
Real Estate Marketers. I know 3 of them and all of them are gay as are many male real estate brokers and salespeople.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:27 pm to
Most metal guitarists are better than rock guitarists.

If I was starting a band and had to pick between Hendrix, Randy Rhoads or Dime..jimmy is kicking rocks everytime.
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:30 pm to
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So basically any alpha could waltz right in and forcibly take it. Congrats on proving your own point.


Well they’d have to be bulletproof
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:32 pm to
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Oh, well carry on, you might die soon. Hopefully you don’t catch a male nurse during your massive heart attack. You would be surprised who reads this board, and can decide to be lazy to assholes when they want


Dang, they list our Rant names on our medical charts ?!
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1669 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:32 pm to
Architecture has become quite the beta profession.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:39 pm to
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-pastry chef
quote:


-male nurse
Not quite. Matter of fact, in my experience, the male nurse would be alpha having to put up with all the crap outta beta males and covens of female nurses as well as whiney patients. Never met a male ER nurse that was beta.

Probably same thing with the male pastry chef. Dealing with stereotypes outta the ignorant public, and whiney bitchey female servers, nit picky female kitchen supervisors, and beta male customers too timid and weak to keep their wives in hand. Enough to drive a beta towards alpha moments at the least.

Actual Beta Male professions:
Newscaster
Masseuse
Car salesman
bookeeping accountant
and yep, HR wussy
Posted by MrBobDobalina
BRo.LA
Member since Oct 2011
3415 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 8:01 pm
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