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re: Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???

Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23013 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
COVID is calling, baw. Buy yourself 2 weeks and stop smoking.
Posted by JFT96
Member since Dec 2021
672 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
Piss tests are a joke and easily beatable. If they really wanted to WEED you out they'd take hair samples.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134627 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
So just find a yak or some goats man. It may not be pleasant but it beats losing a job.

You can choke down the gallon in about 20 minutes. Just make sure it’s fresh, otherwise the ammonia will burn your throat.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76262 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:17 am to
quote:

. Pre-employment drug screens are easy to beat.




i've beaten everyone i've taken so far.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:18 am to
You need to decide if your job or weed is most important to you and leave the other.

Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17850 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???


How about just don't smoke for a couple weeks. This shite isn't that hard.
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:18 am to
Go find a public bathroom and steal the urine out of the toilet.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61723 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:18 am to
quote:

If they really wanted to WEED you out they'd take hair samples.


This. Can’t beat the test when they use this method
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:19 am to
quote:

You need to decide if your job or weed is most important to you and leave the other.

Well, what if weed is more important but you can't buy any without a job? Conundrum
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11833 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:19 am to
Detox don't work. Just use a sub, that's what I always do.

I've even used the synthetic urine with success but I usually just get someone's clean urine. No reason to use synthetic if you don't have to.

Just make sure you Rubberband hand warmers to the bottle and shove it in your crotch so it stays warm. Sometimes you might have to wait a decent amount of time at the screening place.

Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1640 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:20 am to
quote:

So just find a yak or some goats man. It may not be pleasant but it beats losing a job.

You can choke down the gallon in about 20 minutes. Just make sure it’s fresh, otherwise the ammonia will burn your throat.


Honestly, I'd rather fail the drug screen.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23781 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:20 am to
When I worried about such things, for years I used another person's clean pee. Also had success with synthetic pee.
I found a fool proof way to get by urine and hair follicle drug test.

Don't consume anything they test for ...
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:22 am to
Time.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11073 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:23 am to
quote:

You’ve never head that old saying “A quart of yak piss, and the drug screen will miss”?

Not once
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41359 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:23 am to
Wizzinator
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:24 am to
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How about just don't smoke for a couple weeks


Couple weeks may not be long enough for a heavy user. Friend of mine was still testing positive after a month, but he was an all day, everyday smoker. Like go through a 1/4 ounce every 4-7 days.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134627 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:25 am to
I suppose you could always go the enema route.

It’s really the only way to be sure
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
34146 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:25 am to
Sweat three times a day, drink lots of water and eat leafy greens. I was a daily smoker and got clean in about 5 days doing this.
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1640 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:26 am to
You guys are no help at all.

I don't "Do" marijuana regularly. I only ingested because I was in Arizona for a a few days.

I had no idea I was actually going to get the job.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131558 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:26 am to
Theres no hope with dope
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