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re: Best way to deal with theft from work fridge
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:06 pm to BigSquirrel
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:06 pm to BigSquirrel
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Nah, I like the hunt actually. That's why I don't want to cheat and go through the camera system. I think given my line of work, it might actually be more fun to go the indirect route. Could just lock out their AD account and when they call me to come fix it, tell them, "I see what happened, you stole my cokes so I stole your password." Then reset their password to IStoleCokesNowMyPasswordIsReallyLong1 , and add them to a new group set to log out after 1 minute of inactivity.
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Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:08 pm to upgrayedd
And it'll be easy to find out who the culprit is
I had an uncle who always liked messing with me in a joking manner... I knew he was about to pass by my apartment one time and I was eating Oreos... I cut up a piece of a habanero pepper and put it in the center of an Oreo on top of two other ones.. I set his arse up perfectly bc before he could even tell me hello he stuff the whole sumbitch in his mouth!
Payback bitch
I had an uncle who always liked messing with me in a joking manner... I knew he was about to pass by my apartment one time and I was eating Oreos... I cut up a piece of a habanero pepper and put it in the center of an Oreo on top of two other ones.. I set his arse up perfectly bc before he could even tell me hello he stuff the whole sumbitch in his mouth!
Payback bitch
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:12 pm to Mr. Hangover
I hid a deer camera. Left lights on so no flash. Thief caught in one night. Fired next day. Dang housekeepers.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:13 pm to Mr. Hangover
quote:
I had an uncle who always liked messing with me
Condolences brah
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:16 pm to BigSquirrel
quote:
Or I could just do the habanero pepper one, that'd work too.
The shitty thing though is you have no idea if this frick is allergic to anything or what not
If something bad happens to you in our fricking stupid arse judicial system you'd probably be SOL
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:22 pm to BigSquirrel
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:23 pm to tween the hedges
I would beat your arse if I saw you unlocking a food locker 
That's great
That's great
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:04 pm to BigSquirrel
I was having trouble with long necks getting stolen from the fridge at the fraternity house so I drank 1/3 of one and then urinated in it, recapped it, and put it back in the fridge. Later that day, a guy came out of the kitchen drinking the long neck and told me "This tastes like piss! Here - taste it." I didn't taste it but justice had been served...lukewarm...in a long neck bottle.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:05 pm to BigSquirrel
Arsenic
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:08 pm to whodatfan
and Lace
it with lemonade so he/she can't taste the poison.
it with lemonade so he/she can't taste the poison.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:18 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
Make an announcement "reminding" people that the drinks that you bring to work are yours. Say that you have looked at security footage and you know who is taking the drinks and if it happens again there will be consequences. Or tape a note to the fridge or send out an email saying the above, if you don't want to make a formal announcement.
I would never drink others stuff, but if this announcement was made I would drink every one of them. Consequences?? Seriously, who crams a case of drinks in a work fridge. What else does this guy bring, a couple briskets, gallons of milk, Sams size Sunny D bottles.
Bring enough for your day and your lunch, I just assume if you cram if full of shite it is for everyone.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:20 pm to BigSquirrel
Write your initials on the bottoms of the cans. People never check but when they tilt it, everyone will see.
Or do like me and just buy one of those small ones and stick it in your office.
Or do like me and just buy one of those small ones and stick it in your office.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:38 pm to htownjeep
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Go buy what was taken. Find out who it was. Give receipt to person. Ask for payment
That's boring. Not fun. I like the pissing all over them and then leaving a note idea.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:41 pm to Geauxtiga
Tie a mentos to a string. Open a bottle of coke. Lay the mentos in the cap. Put the cap back on the coke. Cut the hanging string from the coke and place it in the fridge. Then wait for the a-hole drenched in coke.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:42 pm to BigSquirrel
Laxatives for sure
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:42 pm to tigerfoot
quote:
Seriously, who crams a case of drinks in a work fridge. What else does this guy bring, a couple briskets, gallons of milk, Sams size Sunny D bottles.
OTers man, OTers. Its a full sized fridge, and only a handful of us are there all the time. Some of theseare really good. Great work so far.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:49 pm to BigSquirrel
1. Buy own mini fridge
2. Rotting fish
2. Rotting fish
Posted on 4/28/14 at 7:02 pm to BigSquirrel
quote:
OTers man, OTers.
an OTer wouldn't care about drinks.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 7:12 pm to BigSquirrel
1. Find thief on footage
2. Place Annoy-a-tron in his office/cubicle
3. ???????
4. Profit
2. Place Annoy-a-tron in his office/cubicle
3. ???????
4. Profit
Posted on 4/28/14 at 7:32 pm to BigSquirrel
Put 3 bottles of 5-hour energy drink in a soda. It will turn their intenstines into a faucet! They won't be able to go 5 minutes without running to the bathroom
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