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Best life lessons you can share

Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:55 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16110 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:55 am
It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish type stuff.

Mine is that experience is not everything. First, it takes too long to get. In the end it is wasted on worn out old people. What you want to get are effective principles to guide you.

What are some of your best life lessons you can share?
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 11:56 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166316 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:56 am to
make sure you hold that last breath for eternity.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:56 am to
Never trust a fart
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:56 am to
Never make a permanent decision based on temporary feelings

ETA: Learn how to properly adjust side-view mirrors on your vehicle. They're not extra rear-view mirrors.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 12:09 pm
Posted by lsaltee
poppin a tent, roastin marshmellows
Member since Sep 2007
3634 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:56 am to
never marry my first wife
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:57 am to
dont get your dick caught in the cash register
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43136 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:58 am to
He who sit on jelly donut put arse in jam.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75218 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:58 am to
Fake it till you make it.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16110 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:58 am to
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my first wife

It would significantly improve our chances if you posted pics...
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:58 am to
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because they water it.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51648 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:58 am to
Pull out. Always.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47612 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:02 pm to
If it flies, floats or fricks, you’re better off renting.

There’s 3 things I don’t trust. Politicians, women and farts.

Never trust a preacher with a Rolex.

If someone asks for their steak well done, give them the chicken.

Whenever you are a guest in someone’s house, bring a gift. Wine is usually good.

Don’t stick it if you wouldn’t lick it.

Don’t play with a woman’s heart. She only has one.
Play with her Tits. She has two of those.

Never draw your pussy and your paycheck from the same place.

At the end of the night, eager beats pretty.
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 8:39 am
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

What are some of your best life lessons you can share?



Ignore rebeloke forever
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:02 pm to
Incest is not the best.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10226 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:03 pm to
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:03 pm to
Dead girls don't say no.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166316 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:03 pm to
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Incest is not the best.



Similar thought, ignorance is not bliss.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:04 pm to
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Incest is not the best.


Bullllllshit
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:04 pm to
"Never ask a woman about other men. Either she'll tell you a lie, and you still won't know, or she'll tell you the truth, and then you'll find out you never wanted to know to begin with."
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