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re: Best fight you remember in school?

Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32934 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:34 pm to
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I went to a suburban public school that's 90% rich kids. It's ranked higher academically and has more money than your private school. Outside of Lousiana people are smart enough to realize that by having separate school districts you can actually have good public schools instead of paying out the arse to have your kids be brainwashed by nuns

Real awesome, you have students trying to fight lunch ladies.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:23 am to
Every morning we would walk into the cafeteria to sit and wait for the bell. One morning my friends and I unknowingly walked into Summer Slam!

Two chicks were fighting in the isle of the lunch tables, two guys were fighting behind them and about a dozen ppl standing on the tables jumping around and cheering. One of the girls had her opponent by the hair smashing her head on the round plastic chair. While that was happening a guy standing over them with a CD player and computer speakers was blaring Get Your Roll On.

As a teacher, 5 student wore all of the rings they could fit on their hands. They would sit in the bleachers before 1st period. The girl they were going to jump unfortunately sat in the upper corner of the bleachers. Well it was a very long time before teachers could get up there to break the fight due to the crowd of students. Poor girl was ripped to shreds.

Another one as a teacher (this is just funny factor). One good ole baw slept with another good ole baw's girlfriend. Just so happened when they crossed paths one had a pickle in his hand. Pickle baw laid into the other baw with the pickle still in his fist. Landed about 5 solid licks all with the pickle and remnants of the pickle still in his hand. They were covered in pickle crap.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
13951 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:45 am to
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I went to a suburban public school that's 90% rich kids. It's ranked higher academically and has more money than your private school. Outside of Lousiana people are smart enough to realize that by having separate school districts you can actually have good public schools instead of paying out the arse to have your kids be brainwashed by nuns


Wouldn't know, went to mandeville high in the 90's.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68734 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:48 am to
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I went to private school, there were no fights.


Holy shite what a bunch of pussies. I went to catholic schools and we had tons of fights.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:55 am to
Back in 2001, the setting is the cafeteria, back story is this fat white trash girl had been talking smack about this guys girlfriend, so he goes up to her and confronts her about it, she starts running her mouth to him, he takes his cafeteria plate and Mark McGuire's her face with it. Her nose is all bloody, the principal comes and gets him, police officers show up and he's obviously expelled. Everybody hated this chick, so it was somewhat satisfactory to watch this go down.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22789 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:00 am to
In 8th grade I went to school with this Flaming Gay Black guy name Melvin, he had jerry curls, wore girl clothes everything. Dude was about 6-2, 200 lbs. 3 black dudes didnt like the fact that he went into the boys bathroom to use it. They told ole Melvin stay out the bathroom or you going to get that arse whooped. Ole Melvin walked into the bathroom and they decided it was time to jump him. Bad idea, ole Melvin walked out ot the bathroom with a bloody toilet seat after he whooped all 3 of there asses, the principal and our coach had to get the black boys out the bathroom.


Last time I seen ole Melvin he was working at the East Side Wendys in Houma..... dont frick with Ole Melvin.
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2360 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:08 am to
Can't name one, but, really, the only major fights we had in HS were black girl fights. These girls showed no mercy!
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19459 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:10 am to
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:11 am to
2 chicks fighting after school. They both took off their bras before.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16544 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:12 am to
2 friends fighting in a truck as it's in drive pulling out of the school parking lot. I'm talking beating the hell out of each other and almost crashed into a parked car. Lol idiots
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
49825 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:50 am to
Two chicks fighting in the stairwell. Both sets of tits made an appearance. Teacher that broke it up got the shite scratched out of him. Women fight dirty as frick.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:07 am to
My HS girlfriend gets into a fight with another chick in PE. My chick is whipping arse until the other chick tears her shirt revealing her breasts. My gf doesn't give a frick and keeps beating her arse until a friend and I split them up. My buddies never let that one down that everyone saw my chicks boobies.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2010 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:10 am to
New Iberia in the 80's,fights were commonplace. Big ole clumsy black dude, Lloyd, got mad at Joe, big black roided up dude. Lloyd snuck him one day, pulled a pry bar from his back pack, and peeled the back of Joe's head open, and took off running. Roided Joe doesn't flinch, turns around and asks "who hit me?" He caught up with Lloyd, beat him 12 different ways up and down the hall. Took 3 coaches, and a couple principals to wrangle him, and eventually locked him in an office before he killed the dude.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39151 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:36 am to
Best one I saw was in middle school. From 9-9:15 we had "break" where close to half the school went out in the courtyard and they had a concession stand set up and all that good stuff. There were usually 2-3 teachers on duty, one of those atmospheres that was begging for a fight.

Don't know what started the fight, but in the middle of the courtyard a black girl and a black guy got into it. I look over and he is raining down haymakers from above to the top and side of her head. This girl is basically on her knees and had latched onto his inner thigh with her teeth like a fricking pit bull. One of our particularly hideous female teachers steps in to break this up and her granny skirt gets ripped away from her body. Nasty flabby skin under nothing but the cover of panty hose. It was an epic day at Charles Henderson middle school
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24868 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:39 am to
Best one I remember was 2 blacks girls in the gym during morning "recess". Massive fight breaks out with hair pulling and haymakers. Douche bag fat math teacher everyone disliked for some reason decided to break it up, they both whoop his arse and basically knock him out, then go back to fighting. It was awesome
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85118 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:43 am to
I went to a very rural school. We had zero black students.

Then one day, a black kid named Reggie showed up at school. Reggie was quiet and a bit shy, but since he was the lone black kid surrounded by a sea of rednecks, he stood out. And because of this, he got picked on...A LOT.

Well one day in the locker room after gym class, the main redneck leader was jeering Reggie quite hard. And this guy was a big ol' boy too. Nobody really messed with him.

Eventually, he shoved Reggie and called him a few colorful names, and then all of a sudden, Reggie turned, grabbed him by the balls and twisted, and did not let go.

Witnessing that giant of a kid drop to his knees, crying and begging for Reggie to let go was one of the more horrifying things a 15 year old can witness.

Eventually Reggie let go. Although he never said a word during the entire ordeal. Just finished getting dressed and left the locker room.

Nobody fricked with Reggie after that day.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31653 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:43 am to
8th grade. A black athlete and a white metal head. Both were probably 5'10" 190 and the fight had been brewing for weeks so everyone was anxiously anticipating it.

Then one day it happened between classes and all the students ran over to watch and packed in so tight that the teachers couldn't get in quickly to break it up. There were body slams, solid punches....pretty impressive for a couple of eighth grade kids.

I don't remember anyone declaring victory other than the fighters themselves and some other close friends, but it lasted forever smd was pretty awesome to watch.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34766 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:46 am to
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there were no fights


quote:

I remember one "fight"




I'm confused
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39151 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:46 am to
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8th grade

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5'10" 190


Man, frick my genetics
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
19659 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 9:00 am to
Nick and Brandon in middle school.

Brandon was the typical jock. Nick was a goofy kid that had some size on him. Brandon always treated him like crap. One day at PE, they got into it and a fight broke out.

Brandon kicked his arse and started walking away. Nick picked up a loose brick and slammed it into the back of his head. Its a wonder we did not see a serious injury that day. Brandon was suspended, Nick was expelled.

5 years later, Nick ended up going to a private school and becoming a good basketball player and played at the same small college that Brandon played baseball. Today, Nick is a Pentecostal preacher and Brandon coaches baseball at our high school.

This post was edited on 2/9/17 at 9:01 am
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