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Best excuse to avoid jury duty?
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:37 pm
what do you guys normally use as your go to excuse to avoid serving in juries these days?
covid? mexican cartel won't let me back in the country? transgender surgery? monkeypox?
covid? mexican cartel won't let me back in the country? transgender surgery? monkeypox?
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Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:38 pm to MJackson
What’s your line of work?
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:39 pm to MJackson
Ah hell, he’s guilty. Just look at him
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:39 pm to MJackson
Wear a Trump hat and shirt. They will cut you loose
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:40 pm to MJackson
You’re racist
Gets you out every time
Gets you out every time
This post was edited on 8/17/22 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:40 pm to MJackson
This thread is a little late since I just completed jury duty, it sucked.
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:41 pm to MJackson
Maybe you should just go since we are always complaining about shitty outcomes?
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:41 pm to MJackson
Say youre a tranny and you cant be present and thats "your truth".
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:41 pm to MJackson
I'd call the day of and say you were in close contact with someone who tested positive for COVID. They'll just excuse you then.
(worked for a judge for a year)
(worked for a judge for a year)
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:41 pm to bad93ex
Don't show up. The notices aren't sent with any kind of delivery confirmation so there is no proof you were notified.
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:42 pm to MJackson
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Best excuse to avoid jury duty?
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MJackson
Tell them you haven't been this excited since Macaulay Culkin stayed the night at your house.
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:43 pm to CoachChappy
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Wear a Trump hat and shirt. They will cut you loose
right, but i'd still have to physically go to court and waste the gas/time/energy
i need something which i can just call them and avoid going in the first place
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:43 pm to MJackson
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:43 pm to MJackson
Tell them you identify as a turnip.
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:43 pm to MJackson
Over the years I’ve been sent multiple jury notices. I never responded to a single one. They do not follow up or chase people. They send them regular mail.
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:44 pm to broadhead
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Don't show up. The notices aren't sent with any kind of delivery confirmation so there is no proof you were notified.
Already went and served, I am good for a couple years now at least.
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:47 pm to MJackson
In MS a juror must be 21 years of age and able to read and write. A juror cannot be a convicted felon, habitual drunkard or common gambler.
Tell the judge you're a habitual drunkard after taking a swig from your flask
Tell the judge you're a habitual drunkard after taking a swig from your flask
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:48 pm to MJackson
You got monkey pox from the judge
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:49 pm to MJackson
Tell them you have Covid. And Monkey Pox
This post was edited on 8/17/22 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 8/17/22 at 7:49 pm to MJackson
When they ask you what you do for a living, give them the plot to Star Wars: Episode III.
They’ll dismiss you with the quickness
They’ll dismiss you with the quickness
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