Best all time wrestling promo?

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Best all time wrestling porno?

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Gene: "You know, do you have any idea how much anguish you have caused "The Macho Man" Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth..."

Roberts: (interrupting) "It excited me a little bit, yeah, I thought about it for a long time."

Gene: "You are a sick man, Jake Roberts."

Roberts: "Thank you very much."

Gene: "You know, there are many people who feel that Jack Tunney should've 86ed you for your actions - you should be out of the World Wrestling Federation altogether. You're very fortunate to have this opportunity to meet the Macho Man one-on-one this Tuesday in Texas and I for one can hardly wait."

Roberts: "Is that right?"

Gene: "That's right."

Roberts: "You know, let's start this over - I mean you're trying to cast me as the original sinner. Well, I spoke to God this morning and he said he doesn't like you. So, let's point the finger at someone else besides me. Let's point the finger at the people that voted for Savage; let's point the finger at Jack Tunney; let's point the finger at the World Wrestling Federation. Not at me."

Gene: "You know, when you think about everything that's happened, at this big match this Tuesday in Texas - all of a sudden there's an interesting hook to all of this: the fact that there will be no reptiles allowed at ringside; and that means no snakes in the bag."

Roberts: "You know, it's hard to beileve after six years you people haven't caught on yet. The thing in the bag was simply a toy...something for me to amuse myself with. I've always been the snake you should be worried about and for six years you haven't caught on. It surprises me that anyone, (to Gene) even you, can be that ignorant. (Jake snickers)"

Gene: "You laugh?"

Roberts: "Yeah, I laugh. Because this Tuesday in Texas, Elizabeth, you have a ticket - you have a one way ticket. A one way ticket, Elizabeth. So don't be shy sweetheart, let's use it, eh? You show up. A one way ticket to the other side, if you will. Because this Tuesday in Texas...princess, don't expect the prince to be there to wake you up with a kiss. Because you see, Tuesday in Texas is not the end. It is not the beginning. It's not even the beginning of the end...yet the end of the beginning."

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