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Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:19 pm to MasterAbe1
Pops told me that the best way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back into your pocket.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:19 pm to MasterAbe1
Don't shite where you eat.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:21 pm to MasterAbe1
My first tank commander once told me.
"Life is a lot like a Ma-Duce, before you try to do shite with it, you'd better make damn sure you've got your head space & timing squared away."
(For those who don't know, this is a Ma Duce)
"Life is a lot like a Ma-Duce, before you try to do shite with it, you'd better make damn sure you've got your head space & timing squared away."
(For those who don't know, this is a Ma Duce)
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:25 pm to Darth_Vader
"Nobody cares how much pain you're in."
You ever employ those smoke grenade launchers?
quote:
Darth_Vader
You ever employ those smoke grenade launchers?
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:27 pm to MasterAbe1
It's better to fart in the toilet than to shite in your pants.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:30 pm to MasterAbe1
quote:
And from the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
It was the best advice that I ever had
It came from my wise dear old dad
He said, "Sit down, punk, I wanna talk to you
And don't say a word until I'm through
Now, there's a time to laugh, a time to cry
A time to live and a time to die
A time to break and a time to chill
To act civilized or act real ill
But whatever ya do in your lifetime
Y'never let a MC steal your rhyme!"
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Don't get your meat where you get your bread.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:00 am to Neako27blitzz
quote:
You ever employ those smoke grenade launchers?
Once in basic and another time during REFORGER 88. That's it, 99% of the time they were not even loaded.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:02 am to MasterAbe1
Come in early, stay late, and take an eight hour lunch.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:34 am to northshorebamaman
It's only gay if you look down
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:35 am to Jorts R Us
"Do as I say, not as I've done"-Grandpa
Posted on 2/8/17 at 1:15 am to TigernMS12
Look at her momma before marrying
Posted on 2/8/17 at 2:17 am to MasterAbe1
quote:A late uncle told me that the dollar bill is the longest penis in the world - that was back in the early 60's. I'm now 72 and still use that as best advice given. Wimmen love those green thangs.
Best advice you've ever received? by MasterAbe1
Posted on 2/8/17 at 2:31 am to MasterAbe1
Right after holding out your tongue so that a LSD dose could be placed on it by the 'Sargent-at-arms', we had to recite this little ditty.....while keeping the hit on your tongue.....as a newbie you couldn't let it fall w/o punishment....that was the advice.
"Rat shite, bat shite, dirty rotten twat
Sixty nine douche bags tied in a knot.
Eat 'em out, butt frick,
Gobble, nibble, chew.
We're the fricking Army
Who the frick are you!?"
"Rat shite, bat shite, dirty rotten twat
Sixty nine douche bags tied in a knot.
Eat 'em out, butt frick,
Gobble, nibble, chew.
We're the fricking Army
Who the frick are you!?"
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:03 am to MasterAbe1
My dad told me to never be a cop or a politician.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:10 am to mofungoo
No one cares about how much you know until you show them how much you care.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:46 am to Will Cover
"Never let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird arse" -My boss at BR city court
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:52 am to MasterAbe1
"If she can walk to the store she's old enough to get bread."
"If there's grass on the field, play ball."
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
"If she can stand on two feet, she's ready for meat."
"Why don't you have a seat over there."
"As your attorney I advise you to plead the fifth."
"If there's grass on the field, play ball."
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
"If she can stand on two feet, she's ready for meat."
"Why don't you have a seat over there."
"As your attorney I advise you to plead the fifth."
This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 5:01 am
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:54 am to MasterAbe1
If it's leakin, probably best to take it to the shop and figure out why.
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