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re: Been married for 77 years today

Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:03 am to
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:03 am to
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13906 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:16 am to
So, doggy style?
Posted by gonecoastal
Katy, TX
Member since Mar 2018
160 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:28 am to
Congrats on the sex and puppies.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:30 am to
I just used this joke on the gf. it worked perfectly.

me: "how long we been together 63 or 70 years?"

her: "wtf are you talking about? we've beeen together 10 years."

me: "But I count in dog years b/c you're such a bitch."

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:33 am to
My Pop would have been 95 years old yesterday, except for the Grim Reaper showing up too early for him in ‘89.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8832 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:59 am to
Saw the Facebook post
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98884 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 10:04 am to


guess that means my wife and I will be hitting 210 years this year
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71480 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 10:36 am to
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But why?




Sexy Bitches.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 10:37 am
Posted by Volsfan82169
Spring Hill, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2935 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 10:39 am to
You ain’t making it to 84 if she sees this haw.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29121 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 10:54 am to
quote:

I count in dog years because my wife is a bitch


Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:18 am to
quote:

I count in dog years because my wife is a bitch


Maybe you guys should get involved in swinging
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
7002 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:40 am to
IF those are her boobs in your avatar, she looks fun.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1984 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 2:18 pm to
70 years. I feel your pain. We don't sleep in the same room anymore. Happened around year eight.
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 2:52 pm to
Just wait till you reach 30 real years of marriage, you won't be using nice words.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13906 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Just wait till you reach 30 real years of marriage, you won't be using nice words.


So it gets better?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:26 pm to
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We don't sleep in the same room anymore. Happened around year eight.

I will never understand this. My parents have slept in different rooms for years and mom says it’s because of dads snoring. I hear of other married couples doing that too. My wife and I have been married 11 years (or 77 ) and though we’ve fought many times in the past, we have never, ever even considered sleeping in different rooms and I can’t imagine doing that in the future.

May I ask, what happened to make you start sleeping elsewhere?
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1984 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:46 pm to
Kids. My boys are four and six years old. I was tired of fighting them to sleep in their room. They wake up in the middle of the night and crawl in the bed and kick me in the kidneys all night so I gave up. Sleep in the guest room in a full size alone and actually sleep. The other reason is I stay up kinda late watching TV most nights and she goes to sleep for like 8 pm. This way I don't disturb her slumber.
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