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Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”

Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:36 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:36 pm
WBRZ


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BATON ROUGE- A man arrested Saturday has been accused of attacking his girlfriend with a sword.

Troy Seals, 20, was charged with aggravated second-degree battery of a domestic partner and battery of a police officer.

Early Saturday morning, deputies were dispatched to a home in the 18000 block of Santa Maria Drive.

The victim told deputies that the couple had been smoking weed and watching Netflix when Seals started using acid. A short time later, he started "being anti-semitic and making white supremacy remarks," the affidavit states.

Officials learned that Seals had taken eight hits of acid before punching his girlfriend in the face, and then later attacked her with a medieval sword. Authorities say drops of blood were found on the sword and in parts of the home.

When deputies questioned Seals on why he attacked the victim with a sword, he responded "I was trying to hit her in the head."
The victim sustained multiple contusions on her legs and arms, as well as a fractured forearm.

The initial responding deputy injured his finger while trying to handcuff Seals, who "actively fought arrest" while screaming "I am God!" and "bright lights!"

Seals was booked in the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison and charged accordingly.


Looks like a Santa Maria deadbeat went off the deep end.
This post was edited on 2/17/18 at 6:39 pm
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21318 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:38 pm to
I laughed too much at this
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54752 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:39 pm to
8 hits of acid isn't for everyone.
Posted by DBcUper
Washington / Nevada area
Member since Apr 2017
313 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:40 pm to
We need better sword control laws.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

The victim told deputies that the couple had been smoking weed 
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:40 pm to
"The Sword and The Stoned"
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45131 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I laughed too much at this


I did too, shame on me

I can't help it crazy people are funny
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10556 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:41 pm to
I bet he posts here
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48556 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:42 pm to
Holy shite. 8 hits? I'm almost 40 and acid was a thing when I was in HS. 2 hits of good shite would send you into Willy Wonka land
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

2 hits of good shite would send you into Willy Wonka land


Good acid is fricking awesome.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”


Is that bad? Are we not allowed to do this?
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:45 pm to
Lucky he didn't get shot. Idiot.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48556 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Good acid is fricking awesome

I remember laughing so hard that your face would hurt. I haven't done that shite in probably 20 years now though.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:46 pm to
If it’s the right Facebook, this weirdo works for EA Sports.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69097 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:47 pm to
some people just can't handle psychedelics.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34674 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:47 pm to
No experience in this area, but I'm thinking 8 hits of acid would make anyone think he was God.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50816 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:48 pm to
his facebook pic looks like he's on acid there
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99042 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:48 pm to
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When deputies questioned Seals on why he attacked the victim with a sword, he responded "I was trying to hit her in the head."


Gotta give him credit, this was a valid strategy. The sword really extends your reach.
This post was edited on 2/17/18 at 6:52 pm
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10266 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:49 pm to
Netflix and freak the frick out.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 6:49 pm to
It’s kind of nice to see white people get in the news for once. I’m tired of shootings. At least this incident is interesting.
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