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Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
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BATON ROUGE- A man arrested Saturday has been accused of attacking his girlfriend with a sword.

Troy Seals, 20, was charged with aggravated second-degree battery of a domestic partner and battery of a police officer.

Early Saturday morning, deputies were dispatched to a home in the 18000 block of Santa Maria Drive.

The victim told deputies that the couple had been smoking weed and watching Netflix when Seals started using acid. A short time later, he started "being anti-semitic and making white supremacy remarks," the affidavit states.

Officials learned that Seals had taken eight hits of acid before punching his girlfriend in the face, and then later attacked her with a medieval sword. Authorities say drops of blood were found on the sword and in parts of the home.

When deputies questioned Seals on why he attacked the victim with a sword, he responded "I was trying to hit her in the head."
The victim sustained multiple contusions on her legs and arms, as well as a fractured forearm.

The initial responding deputy injured his finger while trying to handcuff Seals, who "actively fought arrest" while screaming "I am God!" and "bright lights!"

Seals was booked in the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison and charged accordingly.


Looks like a Santa Maria deadbeat went off the deep end.
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jlovel7
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
I laughed too much at this


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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
8 hits of acid isn't for everyone.


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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
We need better sword control laws.


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The victim told deputies that the couple had been smoking weed 


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TheArrogantCorndog
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
"The Sword and The Stoned"


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I laughed too much at this


I did too, shame on me

I can't help it crazy people are funny


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TigahJay
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
I bet he posts here


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fallguy_1978
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
Holy shite. 8 hits? I'm almost 40 and acid was a thing when I was in HS. 2 hits of good shite would send you into Willy Wonka land


TigerFanInSouthland
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
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2 hits of good shite would send you into Willy Wonka land


Good acid is fricking awesome.


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Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”


Is that bad? Are we not allowed to do this?


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El Magnifico
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
Lucky he didn't get shot. Idiot.


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fallguy_1978
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Good acid is fricking awesome

I remember laughing so hard that your face would hurt. I haven't done that shite in probably 20 years now though.


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TigersSEC2010
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
If it’s the right Facebook, this weirdo works for EA Sports.


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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
some people just can't handle psychedelics.


FightinTigersDammit
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
No experience in this area, but I'm thinking 8 hits of acid would make anyone think he was God.


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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
his facebook pic looks like he's on acid there


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PsychTiger
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
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When deputies questioned Seals on why he attacked the victim with a sword, he responded "I was trying to hit her in the head."


Gotta give him credit, this was a valid strategy. The sword really extends your reach.
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TigerDeBaiter
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
Netflix and freak the frick out.


TigersSEC2010
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re: Baton Rouge Man Takes 8 Hits of Acid, Attacks GF With Sword, Screams “I Am God”
It’s kind of nice to see white people get in the news for once. I’m tired of shootings. At least this incident is interesting.


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