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Bathroom stall campers are loathsome, lazy little freaks
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:07 am
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:07 am
Unless you have a medical condition that requires you to sit on the shitter at work for an hour, I hope you realize how much the world hates you for this act of creepy laziness.
You take a seat in a room where other people are pissing and shitting around you and camp there because it's just not as satisfying to be a lazy frick in your cubicle? You cut the available stalls in half for those who need to dump and go back to work, those who don't enjoy smelling other people's shite for long periods of time.
frick you, bathroom stall campers. I hope a snake crawls out of the toilet and bites your dick off.
You take a seat in a room where other people are pissing and shitting around you and camp there because it's just not as satisfying to be a lazy frick in your cubicle? You cut the available stalls in half for those who need to dump and go back to work, those who don't enjoy smelling other people's shite for long periods of time.
frick you, bathroom stall campers. I hope a snake crawls out of the toilet and bites your dick off.
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Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:09 am to GRTiger
I havent taken a shite that the company didnt pay for in 20 years. Snooze you lose bob.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:09 am to GRTiger
so why can't you ask them to get the hell out?
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:09 am to GRTiger
GSP (government sponsored poopie)
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:10 am to GRTiger
if you didnt drink so much beer, you could better control your explosive bowel movements.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:10 am to GRTiger
Our office only has one bathroom for 20-25 of us in our department. Single bathroom. Gotta love it when I need to go pee and see an older guy walking out of it with his Ipad tucked under his arm. After he has been camped out in there for at least 20 minutes.
Why does it take you that long to poop men? Seriously?
Why does it take you that long to poop men? Seriously?
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:10 am to GRTiger
Not gonna lie, I opened the thread just to see what in the hell you were talking about
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:11 am to GRTiger
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:11 am to lsunurse
quote:
After he has been camped out in there for at least 20 minutes.
2 minutes to poop.
18 minutes of bejeweled
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:12 am to GRTiger
This post was edited on 10/30/18 at 11:15 am
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:13 am to GRTiger
The World is a pretty broad statement.
I don’t hate them.
I don’t hate them.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:15 am to crazy4lsu
I was on a gig and we were all eventually getting laid off. Just that time of the recession.
And they started letting go the department above us.
And someone took to the bathroom to share is feelings.
I didnt see any pictures but from what I heard the guy rubbed it all over the toliet and stall walls.
Poor janitor. He refused to clean it.
And they started letting go the department above us.
And someone took to the bathroom to share is feelings.
I didnt see any pictures but from what I heard the guy rubbed it all over the toliet and stall walls.
Poor janitor. He refused to clean it.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:15 am to GRTiger
The work bathroom is my fortress of solitude.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:16 am to fr33manator
This post is not about pooping on company time, which I probably do more than not. It's about the weirdos that like to spend as much time surrounded by shite particles as possible.
Bunch of losers down voting the OP from the work shitter in between games of Clash of Clans or some shite.
Bunch of losers down voting the OP from the work shitter in between games of Clash of Clans or some shite.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:17 am to lsunurse
quote:
Ipad tucked under his arm. After he has been camped out in there for at least 20 minutes.
Why does it take you that long to poop men? Seriously?
he's probably batting the trifecta. pee, poop, jerk.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:17 am to GRTiger
quote:
This post is not about pooping on company time, which I probably do more than not. It's about the weirdos that like to spend as much time surrounded by shite particles as possible.
"I take a company shite too i am just mad that others are better at it than me"
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:18 am to GRTiger
I sit so long my legs always fall asleep. Every single time.
But we have private bathrooms, not stalls, so
But we have private bathrooms, not stalls, so
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:18 am to GRTiger
Look, i’m Gonna shite at long as I have to shite. I’m not gonna rush, and the job’s not done until the paperwork is finished. Go poop in the ladies bathroom.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:25 am to GRTiger
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I shite
On company time
ETA: Damn, Free got to that one before I did. I gotta start remembering to refresh the thread before I reply.
I make a dime
That's why I shite
On company time
ETA: Damn, Free got to that one before I did. I gotta start remembering to refresh the thread before I reply.
This post was edited on 10/30/18 at 11:28 am
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:27 am to GRTiger
What if your children became bathroom stall campers? Would you hate them?
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