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Bathroom etiquette between you and your spouse or S/O.

Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2331 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:28 pm
I consider myself a manly baw. I hunt and fish, cook and drink, and can hold my own during a good fight at the local Sonic.

One thing that I cannot stand though is having my privacy interrupted in my own bathroom. If I'm in the middle of a good dump, or taking a hot shower after a long day at work, I like to not be disturbed!

The wife has an uncanny knack of barging in the bathroom like a wild Indian looking for a place to shite. I can't stand it! I'm bout on my last nerve with it.

How is your s/o's bathroom etiquette? Or, are you a superbaw and just don't care?

No pics of wife btw.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
No entry while taking a shite.

Otherwise it's all good
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34624 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
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No pics of wife btw.
have a downvote
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11336 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
We have more than 1 bathroom so its not an issue
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
Get a trailer with more than one bathroom
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
Must suck living in a one bathroom home
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
6169 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
Lock the door
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14569 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
Anytime my wife gets behind closed doors she starts texting other men so we have an OPEN DOOR POLICY
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

superbaw and just don't care
This.

The door is closed while pooping, but that is just common courtesy.

The toilet has its own door though.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:30 pm to
Sounds like your wife eats too much fiber. I bet she farts and laughs about it too.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19886 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

If I'm in the middle of a good dump, or taking a hot shower after a long day at work, I like to not be disturbed!


Does this mean she gets in the shower with you? Or does it just bother you that someone else enters the bathroom while you're in the shower?
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2331 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

We have more than 1 bathroom so its not an issue


We have multiple bathrooms, she just doesn't give a shite.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

The wife has an uncanny knack of barging in the bathroom like a wild Indian looking for a place to shite.
Lock the dam door.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26318 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:38 pm to
Next time you're taking a shite and she barges in on you, tell her you want a blumpkin
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13570 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:44 pm to
I poop in the hall bathroom. Has a sliding door with a lock so the wife and kids can’t barge in. Don’t like to poop where I shower. There’s enough stank there that no one bothers to come near when I’m in the hall. Everyone knows.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:44 pm to
No entry while dropping a deuce. Everything else is fair game.

As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2331 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:47 pm to
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As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.


This pisses me off too.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9664 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:48 pm to
Who gives a crap?
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3298 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:53 pm to
toilet isn't in separate room from bathroom itself... OP is def a poor
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.


quote:

This pisses me off too.


Does she leave boogers in the shower for you too?
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 2:54 pm
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