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Bathroom etiquette between you and your spouse or S/O.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:28 pm
I consider myself a manly baw. I hunt and fish, cook and drink, and can hold my own during a good fight at the local Sonic.
One thing that I cannot stand though is having my privacy interrupted in my own bathroom. If I'm in the middle of a good dump, or taking a hot shower after a long day at work, I like to not be disturbed!
The wife has an uncanny knack of barging in the bathroom like a wild Indian looking for a place to shite. I can't stand it! I'm bout on my last nerve with it.
How is your s/o's bathroom etiquette? Or, are you a superbaw and just don't care?
No pics of wife btw.
One thing that I cannot stand though is having my privacy interrupted in my own bathroom. If I'm in the middle of a good dump, or taking a hot shower after a long day at work, I like to not be disturbed!
The wife has an uncanny knack of barging in the bathroom like a wild Indian looking for a place to shite. I can't stand it! I'm bout on my last nerve with it.
How is your s/o's bathroom etiquette? Or, are you a superbaw and just don't care?
No pics of wife btw.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to btnetigers
No entry while taking a shite.
Otherwise it's all good
Otherwise it's all good
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to btnetigers
quote:have a downvote
No pics of wife btw.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to btnetigers
We have more than 1 bathroom so its not an issue
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to btnetigers
Get a trailer with more than one bathroom
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to btnetigers
Must suck living in a one bathroom home
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:29 pm to btnetigers
Anytime my wife gets behind closed doors she starts texting other men so we have an OPEN DOOR POLICY
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:30 pm to btnetigers
quote:This.
superbaw and just don't care
The door is closed while pooping, but that is just common courtesy.
The toilet has its own door though.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:30 pm to btnetigers
Sounds like your wife eats too much fiber. I bet she farts and laughs about it too.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:31 pm to btnetigers
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If I'm in the middle of a good dump, or taking a hot shower after a long day at work, I like to not be disturbed!
Does this mean she gets in the shower with you? Or does it just bother you that someone else enters the bathroom while you're in the shower?
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:32 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
We have more than 1 bathroom so its not an issue
We have multiple bathrooms, she just doesn't give a shite.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:33 pm to btnetigers
quote:Lock the dam door.
The wife has an uncanny knack of barging in the bathroom like a wild Indian looking for a place to shite.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:38 pm to btnetigers
Next time you're taking a shite and she barges in on you, tell her you want a blumpkin
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:44 pm to Tiger Prawn
I poop in the hall bathroom. Has a sliding door with a lock so the wife and kids can’t barge in. Don’t like to poop where I shower. There’s enough stank there that no one bothers to come near when I’m in the hall. Everyone knows.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:44 pm to btnetigers
No entry while dropping a deuce. Everything else is fair game.
As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.
As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:47 pm to Eric Stratton
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As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.
This pisses me off too.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:48 pm to btnetigers
Who gives a crap?
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:53 pm to btnetigers
toilet isn't in separate room from bathroom itself... OP is def a poor
Posted on 6/17/19 at 2:53 pm to btnetigers
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As far as her etiquette goes though, I can't stand how she sheds in the shower and puts the hair on the all and leaves it.
quote:
This pisses me off too.
Does she leave boogers in the shower for you too?
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 2:54 pm
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