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re: Bartering with the wife for sex - What’s fair?

Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50055 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:32 pm to
I could do all those things and my wife might not give it up

On the other hand sometimes she just casually asks “would you like to have sex” when I haven’t done shite all day

Women man
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3140 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

I was responding to someone who analogized (pause) women to cars, so I responded with my own metaphor.

Minor point of order, but the analogy was marriage to cars…as in if you’re bartering for sex, it’s time to take it to a pro to help fix it.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55427 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:38 pm to
Your marriage is over and you don’t realize it
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:38 pm to
Well received.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88873 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:39 pm to
pretty pathetic baw
Posted by SagesSon
Member since Apr 2019
1027 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:42 pm to
Had an elderly cousin that told my wife that all women are whores. It stunned my wife to hear that, but my cousin explained her reasoning. To paraphrase her question to my wife she asked, "Ya ever told your husband that if he helps you with the dishes, it would give more time for having sex" As my coz explained that there is no difference except the form of payment.

I just smdh, looked my wife in the eyes and smirked. My cuz was right and my wife knew it.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
17587 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:42 pm to
Move her out of Louisiana and she’ll love you more
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3140 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Everybody pays for it.

Maybe I’m being pedantic but I just can’t agree with this.

I get what you mean, in the normal course of being a husband, you’re “giving something up” and one of the things you get “in return” is sex.

However, saying you pay for it implies a transaction and means that sex is “owed” to complete it. The implication here is that if you don’t receive “sufficient payment” for any period of time, you’ll offer up less as a husband. It’s a race to the bottom.
This post was edited on 1/9/25 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85417 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:50 pm to
For your sake, I hope all evidence of you groveling for wife sex is scrubbed permanently from both the internet and our memories.
Posted by Westbank111
Armpit of America
Member since Sep 2013
4592 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:00 pm to
1. change it up, maybe it’s the same “stale”
approach. bring some excitement & some romance to get her juices flowing. Have a couple secret weapons for the days she isn’t into it, try some new tricks.

2. learn some new techniques, learn the female anatomy from a science & sec approach. find out what really lights her fire.

* if you do this & she goes bananas, she will be. begging for it. and she will be curious what got into
you.

if she doesn’t get curious or go bananas with some new Sexual tricks, then she don’t care. because if she did, she will be QUIZZING YOU saying “WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT” while her legs are trembling.

then you can introduce her to the books and videos you’ve been studying to spice up ya’ll intimacy, and if she doesn’t. want to learn or not interested, then maybe she has someone else or maybe you just don’t have it bro.

Women’s anatomy and sex tricks. angles, positions, oral techniques etc…. is a science, but you have to be able to implement it!

BECOME A LOVE & SEX DOCTOR & know her weaknesses.

3. If she is “not in the mood” BUT you are.

start whacking it in the bed or go
on the couch and whack it. She will be like “what are you doing?” and you just being honest and say “Hey Babe, Papi has needs and your apparently not into it, so i’ll handle it myself”

and that may open her eyes! and at least your giving her signals that you have NEEDS not being met.

*** Bring some new energy, new techniques from learning new things thru books and courses (it does exist)

MANY MATES do the same thing every time & don’t realize their Mate might have some other sides to them. or need some SPICE or some new Energy.

and btw, if your only in the process from start to beginning most times that only last 5-7 minutes, that’s like a quickie in my book.

If you’re not an Oral enthusiast, step up that game. kiss all over her body, then put the Salami in, take it out & kiss her some more and build up the climax.

if you do it right, your woman will have her legs shaking in the end.

my RULE OF THUMB & best advice i can ever give, something I LIVE BY with my Girl.

ALWAYS MAKE THEM CLIMAX AND CUM 1st, ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY CUM EVERY SINGLE TIME AT LEAST ONCE.

Learn some tricks to stop you from cumming too fast. if your about to Nut, pull out and kiss her body, up and down, from toes to the inner thighs, take some pleasure in kissing her as a whole, then go in & out doing that in sequences & I promise by the end of it, she’s shaking and craving that feeling.

THE #1 KEY, MAKE HER CLIMAX EVERY SINGLE TIME! you want to send her to the moon and back and let her know that every single time, your not a selfish guy and you want to make sure she is pleased & then once she is, you can pound it and do your thing & then finish it.

But for me, i try to extend the entire experience as long as i can.

and for guys that say, couple minutes or seconds or just everything being a quickie type scenario, over time, the woman feels like a wash cloth or whatever.

ESTABLISH YOURSELF as being the Guy that put her needs first & I PROMISE. she will be craving you and being the aggressor.


I’m not bragging or whatever, but all i have to do is kiss my woman’s neck or give her the look & it’s on. Because she knows she is gonna be satisfied EVERY SINGLE TIME!

*** this overall strategy becomes a way of life & I embrace it, it makes me feel
just as good or better when i feel
her legs shaking, toes curling up etc… and once that happens, i know it’s the green light for me to get mine.

but over time, you then start to see how many times you can make her cum & the. you start to last longer with the back and forth pulling out and kissing on each other.

No Brag, And if you seen my Latina woman, it would make all ya’ll jaws drop to the floor. You just need to learn how to turn them into a a sexual fanatic!

& no pics, lol, I love her to much to disrespect our loyalty & honor to one another!

give it about Shot OP!

Google to learn some new techniques for oral, different angles and positions to WAX that arse bro!

and just go back and forth pounding it and then to oral and back and forth. then always get your nut once she’s finished.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133541 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

What deals do you make with that hairy devil?



Okay that part made me laugh. Never heard it called a hairy devil before. That's a new one
Posted by MoeJoeGumbo
Member since Jan 2025
119 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:02 pm to
Georges??? Damn that's a nasty place.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25000 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:03 pm to
Just go for Hyaluronic Acid penis injections

See if she can say no to a penis an inch thicker.

https://phallofill.com/

They have billboards advertising this in Dallas
This post was edited on 1/9/25 at 7:04 pm
Posted by PabloSmash
Kane-Tuck-Eeee
Member since Sep 2018
219 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Maybe I’m being pedantic but I just can’t agree with this.


Don’t come in here gaying up a fun thread
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133541 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:08 pm to
well some men shell out dough for it,
Some bargain, some men beg,
One way or another we pay for it,
What's in between their legs,

To pursue that hairy devil,
Well go through quite a lot,
A man with a hardon, he will go,
Where a man with a gun will not.
This post was edited on 1/9/25 at 7:10 pm
Posted by PabloSmash
Kane-Tuck-Eeee
Member since Sep 2018
219 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:09 pm to
Dr.Ruth!? I thought you were dead!?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15733 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:10 pm to
Does your wife not like sex or did you get fat after marriage?
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54108 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:10 pm to
Why not both George’s and Ruffinos for dinner
This post was edited on 1/9/25 at 7:11 pm
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13551 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:11 pm to
My wife has had middle of the day sex with me to avoid sitting in the pick up line at our son’s school

Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29019 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:19 pm to
After Sex with her leave a $100 dollar bill next to her purse and see how she reacts.
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