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Baptist Church parking

Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:20 am
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34581 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:20 am
The Baptist church here is literally surrounded by four parking lots that belong to them.
While driving past this morning, I noticed a car park in the post office lot, catty-corner to the church. A tall older woman got out and walked though the south parking lot to the church, with the moral certitude that her shite smells like fresh flowers.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19216 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:21 am to
You know that you really shouldn’t get high before going to church
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16868 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:21 am to
I bet she leaves church after the first quarter to beat the traffic.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:21 am to
CSB
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13503 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:21 am to
Old lady rattles you. Noted.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:23 am to
You should call to get her towed.

Sunday's are known busy days for post offices.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:23 am to
Odd thread
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12120 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:24 am to
quote:

older woman got out and walked though the south parking lot to the church


Why would this bother you?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:25 am to
quote:

While driving past this morning, I noticed a car park in the post office lot, catty-corner to the church. A tall older woman got out and walked though the south parking lot to the church, with the moral certitude that her shite smells like fresh flowers.


Stalking Baptist Church parking lots and stalking old ladies on a Sunday morning.

Man, your life sounds exciting
This post was edited on 9/18/22 at 11:29 am
Posted by JB018
St. Francisville
Member since May 2016
217 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:26 am to
What a weird way to get triggered. Of all the things that someone could be concerned. This might be the weirdest. She might need to worry about you noticing way to much about her life.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34581 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:26 am to
Driving home fr the grocery store, but thanks for projecting.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8119 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:28 am to
I’d bet you a dollar the church has cleared that with the post office.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:28 am to
You should worry more about yourself and not an older lady going pray for your sorry arse.

Btw, you should delete this thread bc it’s not going to go the way you expected
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:31 am to
“Sunday Morning Comin’ Down” 1970 YouTube Link

One of Kristofferson’s nice early pieces.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50277 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:34 am to
quote:

I noticed a car park in the post office lot, catty-corner to the church


Is your post office open on Sundays? If not, then what is your problem with a taxpayer parking in a taxpayer-funded parking lot?
This post was edited on 9/18/22 at 11:35 am
Posted by Guntersville
Member since Sep 2022
80 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:35 am to
Atheists are the angriest people
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:36 am to
You’re going to hell, obviously.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12120 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Is your post office open on Sundays?


Not sure about there, but some municipalities allow churches to include adjacent parking in their lot size calculations if they aren’t open on Sunday.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:39 am to
Once the preachings over before the invitation, she’s hightailing to the Mexican restaurant before everyone else
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21723 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:40 am to
There’s two types of people that park for church, those that pull into a spot (tithers) and those that back into a spot (don’t tithe)
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