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Bank robber strips naked and runs down street tossing money

Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:00 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:00 am
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A naked man running around downtown Fort Lauderdale on Tuesday afternoon was enough on its own to turn heads.

But there was more. According to the FBI, he had robbed a bank and was throwing stolen money to people, making an even bigger spectacle.

Alexander Hayden Sperber, 25, of Fort Lauderdale parked his red Ford Mustang near a Regions Bank branch at 100 SE Third Ave., went in about 3:06 p.m. and, extending his index finger as if to depict a gun, pointed at a teller, according to a federal criminal complaint.


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Among the cash was a red dye pack and as Sperber left the bank, it exploded, leaving colorful evidence on his clothing and on a cast on his left wrist.

And that’s when he made his memorable appearance Las Olas Boulevard, authorities say.


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After his arrest, Sperber told a special agent that when he woke up Tuesday morning, he “decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,” the FBI said.



:in b4 florida:
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39043 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:02 am to
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Florida

Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:03 am to
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decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,”


Probably going to have to wait a while to start that career now
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:03 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69243 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:11 am to
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extending his index finger as if to depict a gun,


Lulz. Pew pew pew
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:12 am
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
15176 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 am to
quote:

decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian


white people problems....
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 am to
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Alexander Hayden Sperber, 25, of Fort Lauderdale
Junior High would have been fun as "A Sperber".
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:14 am to
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Probably going to have to wait a while to start that career now



He will have a captive audience where he is going.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:23 am to
Sorry for partying
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46002 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:38 am to
quote:

After his arrest, Sperber told a special agent that when he woke up Tuesday morning, he “decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,” the FBI said.


I'm sure he will be the funniest "shower-buddy" in prison.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:41 am to
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parked his red Ford Mustang

Why was this necessary to the story?
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:45 am to
Since he had a getaway car and decided to park it and try to escape barefoot and naked I think it is relevant.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1059 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:52 am to
How much time do you get for robbing a bank? Assume no one is hurt and no guns.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:58 am to
Asking for a friend?

Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 8:37 am to
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parked his red Ford Mustang

Why was this necessary to the story?


Because Florida, and 98% chance it was a base model V6
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4762 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 8:55 am to
Damn. He thought it would work out better if he tried it again?
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