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Bank robber strips naked and runs down street tossing money
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:00 am
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:00 am
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:in b4 florida:
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A naked man running around downtown Fort Lauderdale on Tuesday afternoon was enough on its own to turn heads.
But there was more. According to the FBI, he had robbed a bank and was throwing stolen money to people, making an even bigger spectacle.
Alexander Hayden Sperber, 25, of Fort Lauderdale parked his red Ford Mustang near a Regions Bank branch at 100 SE Third Ave., went in about 3:06 p.m. and, extending his index finger as if to depict a gun, pointed at a teller, according to a federal criminal complaint.
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Among the cash was a red dye pack and as Sperber left the bank, it exploded, leaving colorful evidence on his clothing and on a cast on his left wrist.
And that’s when he made his memorable appearance Las Olas Boulevard, authorities say.
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After his arrest, Sperber told a special agent that when he woke up Tuesday morning, he “decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,” the FBI said.
:in b4 florida:
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:02 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Florida

Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:03 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,”
Probably going to have to wait a while to start that career now
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:11 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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extending his index finger as if to depict a gun,
Lulz. Pew pew pew
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:12 am
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian
white people problems....
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:Junior High would have been fun as "A Sperber".
Alexander Hayden Sperber, 25, of Fort Lauderdale
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:14 am to burdman
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Probably going to have to wait a while to start that career now
He will have a captive audience where he is going.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:23 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Sorry for partying
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:38 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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After his arrest, Sperber told a special agent that when he woke up Tuesday morning, he “decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,” the FBI said.
I'm sure he will be the funniest "shower-buddy" in prison.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:41 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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parked his red Ford Mustang
Why was this necessary to the story?
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:45 am to Wtodd
Since he had a getaway car and decided to park it and try to escape barefoot and naked I think it is relevant.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:52 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
How much time do you get for robbing a bank? Assume no one is hurt and no guns.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 8:37 am to Wtodd
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parked his red Ford Mustang
Why was this necessary to the story?
Because Florida, and 98% chance it was a base model V6
Posted on 7/28/17 at 8:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Damn. He thought it would work out better if he tried it again?
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