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re: Bachelor Nation: 70% of Men Aged 20-34 Are Not Married

Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20872 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:29 pm to
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What about the plural? I don't ever use "kiddo" when talking to a kid or referring to a particular child, but i find myself using "kiddos" when referring to a group of kids.



I can't stand it either way. That's just one of my things. I refer to my kids as my "sex trophies". J/k
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:30 pm to
failed logic?
your mother gave birth to you... put the fricking seat down for her.
your wife gave you babies... put the fricking seat down for her.
your girlfriend sucks on your weeny, put the fricking seat down for her.

( i'm not saying what i said is a logical, but it's laden with guilt which i find is much more effective.)
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:30 pm to
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Got married at 22. We had our first child when I was 24. We've been married almost 20 years.


My first marriage was at 19. I was still taking classes and working full time. We were married 19 years and would still be if I hadn't screwed it up. There's no magical age to get married but if you do it young, make sure some of your wild oats have been sewn, because if not, you could have issues later.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61417 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

. I refer to my kids as my "sex trophies".



Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477056 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:32 pm to
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but it's laden with guilt which i find is much more effective.

and we've hit the nail on the head

passive-aggressive, emotional manipulation. the hallmarks of hte modern american woman
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39645 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:32 pm to
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If I'm just trying to get with a girl at 4am, I'm going with the 9 every time.


If you find a 9 at 4AM, you'd best check what's in them drawers.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39645 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I refer to my kids as my "sex trophies".


I'm stealing that.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477056 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:33 pm to
i call them frick trophies (not mine, but others' kids)
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63779 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:34 pm to
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I'm stealing that.


Me too.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70511 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:34 pm to
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If there was an 9 and a 6 at the bar, and the 9 sucked as a person, I'll turn right around and talk to the 6 and have a much better time. Wouldn't think twice about it, and probably ignore the better looking chick. Looks matter to me, but not near as much as personality.

If I'm just trying to get with a girl at 4am, I'm going with the 9 every time.


Exactly. You won't know that the 9 is a shitty person until you talk with her. Looks win in the immediate game, but that doesn't make them everything. The problem is this failed notion that every 6 is competing with 9's, they're not. The 9's are playing MLB and the 6 is in AA ball. However, there are plenty of AA and AAA level guys and prospects that the 6 can land if she has a solid short game, plays disciplined defense, and can drive the long ball without floating it too much. Just because a 9 is dating George Clooney doesn't mean a 6 is destined to die alone. Just look at Maggie Gyllenhall or Jessica Parker. Think about this, Ferris Beuler, the coolest guy in school, married Seabiscuit.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:35 pm to
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I just made a habit of always completely closing the damn lid. Makes the bathroom smell a lot less like piss

male urine is much more pungent. it's supposed to be.... gotta mark that bitch.
i have friends that will go to the bathroom at my house and won't even aim... and i can see the urine all over my toilet and white shower curtain.


...and it pisses me off to no end.

heh puns.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:36 pm to
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61417 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:37 pm to
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i have friends that will go to the bathroom at my house and won't even aim... and i can see the urine all over my toilet and white shower curtain.


yikes. I would make them pee outside.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39645 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:37 pm to
Are your friends 14?

HTH are they getting it on the shower curtain?
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:38 pm to
in your profession... it's considered a plus to be able to manipulate people with words.
so shove off, brah.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:39 pm to
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The 9's are playing MLB and the 6 is in AA ball.
That can completely switch around for me after a 10 minute conversation
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477056 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:39 pm to
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Screaming, crying, perfect storms
I can make all the tables turn
Rose garden filled with thorns
Keep you second guessing like
"Oh my God, who is she?"
I get drunk on jealousy
But you'll come back each time you leave
'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:39 pm to
no. i'm assuming their**** equilibrium has been compromised by some sort of liquid substance...
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 1:49 pm
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:40 pm to
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Then they aren't a big deal. If they ever become one, that's your personality failing.


So you're level of tolerance for everything/act/trait that you have ever experienced has been EXACTLY the same your entire adult life?

From posts that you've made in the past, I got the impression that you were north of 40 so I find this hard to believe.

quote:

Tell me sure. And, I'm a pretty nice guy. I'm probably going to try and adjust.


Well then I think we agree then. I think


quote:

But, I'm also an adult and probably didn't start whatever the "problem" is yesterday. So, I may not change and it isn't THAT big a fricking deal!


I mean, if you make an effort I think that's the important thing. But if you just say flat out "you knew about this already so I have no obligation to change", that just seems unnecessarily rigid.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20872 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 1:41 pm to
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no. i'm assuming they're equilibrium has been compromised by some sort of liquid substance...



I'm a gentleman. When I'm really drunk, I'll sit down to pee or pee in your shower.
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