Aviators are baw sunglasses

I like to wear them with jorts and Crocs. They pull the ensemble together.

Fun fact:

90% of people who wear aviators are not aviators...but 100% are douchebags.

quote:

---

90% of people who wear aviators are not aviators...but 100% are douchebags.

---

But those 10% of us ... actually are ;)

These are still my go-tos.

quote:

---

But those 10% of us ... actually are ;)

---

I’d bet closer to about 1%

99% of the people wearing them can’t fly a fooking kite.

I see a 100 chicks at Tulane in cut off jean shorts wearing them all the time

quote:

---

Oakley Flak 2.0’s are what all the baws wear while watching their kids travel ball games.

---

Official douche shades.

I used to date a blonde who wore them. She had big titties and gave good blow jobs. Couldn’t drive worth a shite much less fly a plane.

She gets a pass in my book.