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re: Average time before men orgasm: 3-7 minutes

Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:32 am to
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I can't wait for you are and your fiancee to get married, get advanced in your careers, and have children on top of all that.

You're going to be a much different poster in about 5 years,.




We're not having children. We're both in our late 20's and are relatively advanced in our careers already. We've been together for 5 years now and have lived together since we became engaged about a year ago.

I'm not sure why I would all the sudden become fat, lazy, buy a minivan, and start banging her for 3 minutes. And if I do any of those things, I'll be a loser who stopped trying.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124928 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:32 am to
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How many sex threads are we going to have today?


Is this a challenge?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110002 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:32 am to
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3-7 equals 3 exactly? frick, I need to go back to school apparently.



My point is 3 is totally unacceptable by my own standards. I'd say the bare minimum when I'm not in a rush is 10 minutes.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:32 am to
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You're right. She'll put up with all of it while fricking other dudes.



quote:

yeah and be fricking the pool boy on the side....just cause she stays with you doesnt mean she isnt getting hers elsewhere.


You guys beat me to it but its true.

Women are no different than men. They have sexual urges that need to be satisfied. If their man isn't satisfying them sexually they will find someone who can. Hence why open relationships and cuckolding are a thing these days. It's becoming socially acceptable, where as in the past it wasn't. Societal pressure and norms kept women's promiscuity in line. That no longer exists so we now have rampant hypergamy even amongst married women.

And even worse is that a married woman will bang some random guy who gave her tingles behind her mans back... man will find out and she will say "It just... happened" and then blame it all on the man and accept no responsibility for it, and her conga line of female friends will say YOU GO GIRL!. Reverse the situation and its still all the guy's fault.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98673 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:32 am to
After two minutes you're just wasting time you could be sleeping.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40337 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:33 am to
If you aren't eating that pussy for at least 10 minutes prior, you are doing you and her a disservice.

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:33 am to
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And then said wife goes behind his back to find a Chad who jackhammers her for 45 minutes


My guess is you've never had sex
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
84488 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:34 am to
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My point is 3 is totally unacceptable by my own standards. I'd say the bare minimum when I'm not in a rush is 10 minutes.



You're still stuck on 3 only. Pretty telling.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84488 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:34 am to
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My guess is you've never had sex




Becoming more obvious with each post.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:35 am to
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Women don't want long drawn out sex.


Quality>>>>time elapsed
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84488 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:35 am to
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We're not having children.


Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84488 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:36 am to
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Quality>>>>time elapsed


My man.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82099 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:37 am to
There's obviously ways to make it longer without it being boring, foreplay mainly. Plus as Kat Williams said, you have to know your stroke number and change positions around that.
If foreplay is done right, then you can get away with a lot.

Obviously every once in a while you have to go in for the marathon. But you can't do that all the time like the first time you have sex with a girl in college.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:37 am to
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I have been bulking since December and have gained 15 pounds since then. Gone from 152 to 167 and feel like a total fat arse. My abs are nearly gone, my body fat % is up, face is chubbier and jaw is less defined Yet people in a thread last night were calling me skinny and saying 190 pounds at my height is a normal walking around weight

Muscle mass is the equation. You can be 190 pounds at 6 feet tall and either fat or lean based on muscle mass. If you have more fat than muscle mass you are fat period regardless of weight.



Bulking is tough because it can get out of control fast. I'm in the gym consistently and seeing gains but I've been working until 7:00-8:00 for the past month and I've been eating like shite and my body didn't feel right. I finally had to start scheduling my meals and planning them out for each day.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68526 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:38 am to
Ok Ron Jeremy
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11374 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:38 am to
You gotta swing to the left, then swing to the right.

If you think about baseball, you'll swing all night
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63537 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:39 am to
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3-7 minutes?

Are you even trying anymore? If you don't start laying that pipe right, she's going to find someone who does.


I get mine about 1-2 minutes after the wife gets hers, unless she indicates there is more in the shoot. That could be 3 minutes or 15 minutes. Much more than that and she starts to get uncomfortable.

Know your audience, rookie. You are a novice in self control if you're pounding away 15 minutes after your woman is finished and she's watching you stare at yourself in the mirror while wondering if she's going to miss Gilmore girls waiting on you to impress yourself.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:40 am to
Her birth control will magically stop working?

She's just as adamant about it as I am. In her line of work, you can't (as a woman) have children and still be respected or make partner. That's just how it goes.
Posted by DONHOGG
NE Louisiana
Member since Feb 2007
1981 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:40 am to
Playtime, intercourse, a little more playtime, intercourse with the magic wand involved and bam she's not out looking for Jody. That takes about 30 minutes on average.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84488 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:40 am to
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Her birth control will magically stop working?



It happens all the time.

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She's just as adamant about it as I am. In her line of work, you can't (as a woman) have children and still be respected or make partner. That's just how it goes.




Then you better get snipped. Pills and condoms don't always stop life's plan.
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