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re: Average time before men orgasm: 3-7 minutes
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:55 am to LNCHBOX
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:55 am to LNCHBOX
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It happens all the time.
I'm amused by your trying to convince me that even though we've decided not to have children, we will have children accidentally.
Because if you can convince me of that, you will feel I have a better chance to one day also be a fat loser who bangs his wife for 3 minutes (acceptable minimum of 3 minutes).
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 9:55 am
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:55 am to goldennugget
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secure in himself
You mean SO secure he vids himself at the gym? So secure he constantly talks about HIMSELF? What HE is doing, what HE is gaining, losing, changing about HIMSELF?
THAT secure?
Rock on, Alpha Bulkster.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:55 am to Pecker
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I'm amused by your trying to convince me that even thought we've decided not to have children, we will have children accidentally.
I didn't say you will. You really suck at reading.
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Because if you can convince me of that, you will feel I have a better chance to one day also be a fat loser who bangs his wife for 3 minutes (acceptable minimum of 3 minutes).
Glad you took my advice to keep trying.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:56 am to LCA131
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You mean SO secure he vids himself at the gym? So secure he constantly talks about HIMSELF? What HE is doing, what HE is gaining, losing, changing about HIMSELF?
THAT secure?
Rock on, Alpha Bulkster.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:57 am to LNCHBOX
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I said the 3-7 range. That doesn't equal only 3 every time no matter how many ways you try to spin it.
The 3-7 minutes range includes 3 minutes. I know you're having trouble with this.
But 3 minutes isn't acceptable. I'm sorry you think there is something wrong with men who can last longer than 3(at minimum)-7 minutes.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:57 am to Pecker
How old are you? 
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:58 am to Pecker
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The 3-7 minutes range includes 3 minutes.
Duh.
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. I know you're having trouble with this.
I'm not.
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But 3 minutes isn't acceptable.
It can be.
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I'm sorry you think there is something wrong with men who can last longer than 3(at minimum)-7 minutes.
I'm sorry you only care about the time it takes you to jackhammer your girl.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:59 am to TbirdSpur2010
If you have a freak & know what kinky shite she is into, it's much easier to make her cum multiple times. 30-45 min session sex can be fun sometimes, but when you're tired AF, a quality 5-15 min isn't the worst either.
Gotta let her know you still have it sometimes regardless; if you're not ...learn (or put a condom on to numb the sensation)
Gotta let her know you still have it sometimes regardless; if you're not ...learn (or put a condom on to numb the sensation)
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:59 am to goldennugget
Something I noticed about you with this "alpha" shtick is that you lack humility, self awareness, and the ability to laugh at yourself. No self deprecating humor, which is an indicator of self security. If that's just a character you play, cool. But if that is a reflection of who you are in real life, that will pose a problem for you when your mate inevitably grows up way sooner than you. I can promise you that the vanity and narcissism gets old with women way faster than a guy with a potbelly who loves her more than he loves himself. Unless of course she's also a vapid dolt.
Women I know would absolutely cringe at someone who thinks, talks and acts like some of you. We'd probably laugh at you from across the bar.
Women I know would absolutely cringe at someone who thinks, talks and acts like some of you. We'd probably laugh at you from across the bar.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:59 am to LNCHBOX
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I didn't say you will. You really suck at reading.
I said I'm not having children. You posted a meme that said "life finds a way."
Did post that as a way to agree with me or are you confused about what you said again?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:00 am to LNCHBOX
lets be honest here we act like every woman is a certain way. women are human beings too shocking I know lol they value different things and not all women are whores. even if they arent completely satisfied id argue most women still would not step out on you. if it was a huge problem that you as the dude didnt address then respectable women would prob break things off instead of going behind your back.
but there are leeches out there (on both sides). so yes a lot women will be with a man for his resources and his "safety" and diddle around behind his back. It's up to you as an alpha-male to sniff these sluts out and get with one that has a good head on her shoulders.
but there are leeches out there (on both sides). so yes a lot women will be with a man for his resources and his "safety" and diddle around behind his back. It's up to you as an alpha-male to sniff these sluts out and get with one that has a good head on her shoulders.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:01 am to TbirdSpur2010
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How old are you?
just let me enjoy my fun with Mr LunchboxPosted on 3/24/17 at 10:01 am to Pecker
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I said I'm not having children. You posted a meme that said "life finds a way."
That doesn't mean you're having kids. It means just because you plan it doesn't mean it will happen. You're not going to win this battle of semantics.
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id post that as a way to agree with me or are you confused about what you said again?
I've yet to be confused in this thread. You on the other hand...
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:02 am to goldennugget
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And then said wife goes behind his back to find a Chad who jackhammers her for 45 minutes
I'm sorry this happened to you. Did you know Chad personally or was it just a random hookup?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:05 am to LNCHBOX
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If you haven't finished in 3-7 minutes, you either got too much nerve endings snipped off when they circumcised you, or your wife is terrible in bed.
I'm sorry you think there is something wrong with men (or their wives) if they are capable of lasting longer than 3 minutes.
I'm sorry for your wife.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:05 am to goldennugget
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Women being attracted to men because of money is a total myth.
This is where I fundamentally disagree with you.
I have seen women completely change how they act around a guy when they find out he has money. A friend of mine is a Mississippi river pilot, but he is physically the "beta" type you described. Girls will ignore him mostly, until I tell them what he does for a living, and then he gets swarmed.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:06 am to Pecker
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I'm sorry you think there is something wrong with men (or their wives) if they are capable of lasting longer than 3 minutes.
Capable of and actually doing are very different things. Your reading comprehension has failed you again.
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I'm sorry for your wife.
She's not sorry.
ETA: Awesome job at taking a second stab at replying to that post from page one. I bet it bothers you how many upvotes it got.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:07 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:10 am to Pecker
So, what if the wife can only last 3-7 minutes? Seriously? Sometimes I want it to go longer, but she just can't take the ol sausage any longer than that without getting hers...so that ultimately leads me to hurry.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:12 am to LNCHBOX
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Capable of and actually doing are very different things. Your reading comprehension has failed you again.
What you said is really straightforward. Your attempt at obfuscation isn't fooling anyone.
There is nothing wrong with a man's penis or his wife's sexual ability if the man lasts longer than 3-7 minutes. Based on your post I'm going to assume you can't last longer than 3-7 minutes, unless you're trying to tell us you think there is something wrong with your penis or your wife is a poor performer sexually.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:14 am to Pecker
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What you said is really straightforward.
Not for you apparently.
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. Your attempt at obfuscation isn't fooling anyone.
Using big words isn't fooling anyone either.
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There is nothing wrong with a man's penis or his wife's sexual ability if the man lasts longer than 3-7 minutes.
I'll again reference you to ability to vs actually doing.
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Based on your post I'm going to assume you can't last longer than 3-7 minutes
Wouldn't be the first thing you've gotten wrong in this thread.
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