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Australian Man Kills Snake With Knife & Seatbelt

Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5756 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:31 pm
This guy killed one of the deadliest snakes known to man. While driving and with only a knife and seatbelt. HELL NO. I would have jumped out of that vehicle and suffered any consequences with bailing out doing 70 MPH
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Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54318 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:32 pm to
And I scream like a little girl when a wasp gets in the car with me.

I'm a failure.
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:41 pm to


"I think it has bitten me, it was in the car with me,”
[Jimmy] can be heard saying in police video released Tuesday. “You can feel my heart, mate.

"Although the traffic officer had heard his fair share of excuses for speeding, he soon realized this was not just another colorful tale....

"Paramedics arrived and determined that while Jimmy had not been bitten, he was suffering from shock."


Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

This guy killed one of the deadliest snakes known to man. While driving and with only a knife and seatbelt. HELL NO. I would have jumped out of that vehicle and suffered any consequences with bailing out doing 70 MPH


I just read this and was about to post it. And I'm with you brother, I would have bailed out with the quickness. A friend once told me, a snake doesn't have to bite you to kill you.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Man Kills Snake With Knife & Seatbelt

How can a snake hold a knife??
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:03 pm to
Wtf does this guy have on the Clintons I wonder.
This post was edited on 7/7/20 at 1:03 pm
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6487 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:05 pm to
At the very least, that truck is going to need a new driver's seat.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19063 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:05 pm to
I’m trying to figure out how the seatbelt was used. I have this idea in my head that he somehow managed to wrap it around the snake to gain control, but then it makes me wonder exactly how long the seatbelt is. Also trying to picture this guy swinging a big arse knife around in the truck while speeding down the road.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8399 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:15 pm to
I pulled back my shower curtain one morning and there was a water snake in my tub. Whacked him with a broom handle.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

I’m trying to figure out how the seatbelt was used. I have this idea in my head that he somehow managed to wrap it around the snake to gain control, but then it makes me wonder exactly how long the seatbelt is. Also trying to picture this guy swinging a big arse knife around in the truck while speeding down the road.


I'm wondering all of those things too. Not to mention, how in the hell does a professional assassin miss striking its victim at point blank range?
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19063 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:29 pm to
This story leaves so many questions that I need answers to. The cops pulled him over for speeding but the snake is in the back of the truck. After slicing and dicing, did he toss it out the window and into the back while hauling arse? Did he manage to get stopped and then got busy on the side of the road? We need video.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

The driver, identified only as “Jimmy,” claimed a brown snake had slithered its way through his truck’s gear shift and attacked him.


I'll bet that opening in his floor board gets repaired quickly.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54318 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

claimed a brown snake had slithered its way through his truck’s gear shift and attacked him.

quote:

a brown snake

quote:

brown

Uh oh.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20897 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15554 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:54 pm to
How did he kill a snake with a knife without it biting him? Wtf
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8286 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

How can a snake hold a knife??


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