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re: at what age do you stop caring about being naked in the lockerroom
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:12 am to Choctaw
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:12 am to Choctaw
I stopped caring when I started man-gina'ing around the locker room.
When I mastered how to waddle around after the tuck, it really changed my locker room experience.
When I mastered how to waddle around after the tuck, it really changed my locker room experience.
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Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:16 am to Choctaw
When I turn 53 I'm buying a blow dryer to dry my balls in the locker room.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:23 am to TygerTyger
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I've got no problem being naked in the course of showering and changing cloths. It's the old dudes that seem to just hang out naked, way past the reasonable time they should that weir
Precisely. They also do weird stuff such as only putting on a t-shirt and no underwear. They then sit on the bench and put on socks. All the while they strike up a conversation with the first person to make eye contact.
Some guys will even towel off, put the folded towel over their shoulder and go brush their teeth for 5 minutes.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:25 am to Choctaw
Once your balls hang down to at least half the length of your thigh.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:28 am to Choctaw
I played high school football. No one ever got naked in the lockerroom. Everyone even took a shower with boxers on. That is the kind of culture I prefer - you should be ashamed and embarrassed of your nakedness.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:31 am to Bmath
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Precisely. They also do weird stuff such as only putting on a t-shirt and no underwear. They then sit on the bench and put on socks. All the while they strike up a conversation with the first person to make eye contact.
Some guys will even towel off, put the folded towel over their shoulder and go brush their teeth for 5 minutes.
this is the shite i'm talking about.
it's wierd, creepy and disgusting
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:39 am to Choctaw
As you grow older you will find you give less and less fricks what others think about you. Part of becoming a man...you may get there one day
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:40 am to burdman
Had an ex boss that was in his 80's at the time. Use to take me and one of his friends to his deer camp every year.
Nice camp with separate bedrooms and bathrooms but he always managed to set up a situation where it was necessary for him to be naked in front of me, usually talking down the hallway from his bedroom with the door wide open. Small talk just couldn't wait 20 seconds until he could get his under ware on.
My theory is that there is a lot of repressed homosexuality in that age demographic.
Nice camp with separate bedrooms and bathrooms but he always managed to set up a situation where it was necessary for him to be naked in front of me, usually talking down the hallway from his bedroom with the door wide open. Small talk just couldn't wait 20 seconds until he could get his under ware on.
My theory is that there is a lot of repressed homosexuality in that age demographic.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:42 am to gamatt53
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As you grow older you will find you give less and less fricks what others think about you. Part of becoming a man...you may get there one day
hey man...i'm not judging. if you enjoy staring at old man balls that's all you. just keep out of the lockerrroom
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:45 am to Choctaw
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man...i'm not judging. if you enjoy staring at old man balls that's all you. just keep out of the lockerrroom
the difference is I can see a dudes dick and not get hard. Apparently you have a problem with that hence why you are so worried about it
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 11:46 am
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:47 am to Choctaw
When my dick got bigger than everyone elses..
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:48 am to gamatt53
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the difference is I can see a dudes dick and not get hard. Apparently you have a problem with that hence why you are so worried about it
BAZINGA!!!
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:50 am to Choctaw
It's a human body. You have one too. Get over it.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:51 am to Choctaw
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Precisely. They also do weird stuff such as only putting on a t-shirt and no underwear. They then sit on the bench and put on socks. All the while they strike up a conversation with the first person to make eye contact.
Right on. And just to make all the old nudists in this thread happy it also is weird when someone changes in a bathroom stall in a locker room. There was always that one kid on the football team that changed in a bathroom stall and made you wonder exactly what was going on. Conduct your business in a reasonable matter and stop treating my gym lockeroom like it is a bath house in Germany.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:51 am to Choctaw
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i wonder if old women in the ladies lockerrooms do the same thing
not the kind of stuff I think about
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:51 am to TDsngumbo
Lol u used a pump or something
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:53 am to PygmalionEffect
So ur boss wanted u to go down on him?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 12:00 pm to Choctaw
i'm not sexually attracted to men, so i don't notice who is naked in the shower. i can see where being unsure of your masculinity (or your dick size) might make you uncomfortable when real men (with real dicks) are around.
also, hand dryers point at my pubes...coincidence? i don't think so.
also, hand dryers point at my pubes...coincidence? i don't think so.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 12:00 pm to BottomlandBrew
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It's a human body. You have one too. Get over it.
yeah...but i'm extremely attractive. not old and wrinkly and disgusting.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 12:00 pm to Chad504boy
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curiosity is what defines us as a species.
agreed
but i'm not curious about what other dudes are packing...
except Shaq, because if you are in the locker room with Shaq, i don't see how you could ignore his junk
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