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re: Asking a girl if she has an onlyfans?

Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1318 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:59 pm to
Equivalent of asking a girl if she is a prostitute.

Terrible opener even if it is something you are into.

A woman would ultimately never respect a man who is into onlyfans, though she wouldn't mind taking your money.

Women who are on onlyfans have disqualified themselves from serious relationship material.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36533 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:19 pm to
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What are the OT’s thoughts on just being blunt and asking....”Hey, you’re in great shape. Have an onlyfans?”



Less blunt than the time you posted a pic of Brett Favre’s dick on the golf board
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
13632 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:26 pm to
No..

Ask for her instagram. Then once you follow her instagram page, her onlyfans link should be in her bio
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107888 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:27 pm to
Just simply ask if they are onlyfans models. Girls dig the word model.
Posted by zzgobucky
Madison
Member since Sep 2016
1801 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:41 pm to
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Just simply ask if they are onlyfans models. Girls dig the word model.




Not a bad idea. Just say "hey you ladies could be IG models". See what their response is. Then you can follow it up with "you could make a killing on onlyfans". If they respond they already have one then you're good to go.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15583 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:46 pm to
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Less blunt than the time you posted a pic of Brett Favre’s dick on the golf board


Copy/paste error Holmes. I served my time. Let it go.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:50 pm to
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Just simply ask if they are models


if she has an onlyfans or an instagram, she'll definitely give it to you.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:51 pm to
Ask if they have tiktok or insta
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42227 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:51 pm to
I thought I had lame game. You make me look like Joe Burrow.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70230 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:57 pm to
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and losing my livelihood


This wouldn’t happen tho
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69175 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 11:04 pm to
It’s only rude if she doesn’t have one. One who does have one will likely see it as an opportunity to cultivate another customer
Posted by NolaTiger52
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2018
2099 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 11:05 pm to
Yeah that’s not a super weird question at all to ask a girl in the gym
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
1144 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 11:13 pm to
Either way onlyfans is as close of a shot he will ever have.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 11:14 pm to
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Hey, you’re in great shape. Have an onlyfans?


I guess it's better than "hey, lemme see dem titties" but not much...
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17294 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 11:15 pm to
Tell her you are good at deep tissue massages but then quickly admit that was inappropriate to suggest.

Then, apologize for being so inappropriate and that you just get nervous being around beautiful models like her.

Tell her the only time you are happy and feel rewarded is when you are spending time with your autistic brother who has social difficulties.

Then, ask if they have a modeling website and if they would be willing to say hello to him online and that it would make his day.

Then, go back to your pool board meeting and brag about your excellent pickup skills.

Profit.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:39 am to
Lulz
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57853 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:45 am to
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Asking a girl if she has an onlyfans?


She’s going to report you to the gym’s board
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:49 am to
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Asking a girl if she has an onlyfans?


Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:52 am to
Yeah if I was going to approach a woman for nudes, I'd probably just ask for sex instead of OF. That's just me though.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9845 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:56 am to
Jesus dude what kind of loser would use Only Fans? It is even worse that you are wanting to go up to two girls in the flesh to ask them if they have an Only Fans to see them online. What kind of sad sack simp arse beta male bitch are you?
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