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'Armed robber' is beaten up with a sex toy: Cashier grabs 18-inch 'weapon' bashes 'thief'
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:37 am
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:37 am
The "penis" mightier than the sword.
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the moment a sex shop worker chases a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo.
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CCTV footage from a sex store in the city of Novokuznetsk in the Russian region of Kemerovo Oblast on July 24 shows the saleswoman hitting the 'robber' with a dildo.
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The suspect allegedly demanded money from the shop's till but the plucky saleswoman can be seen chasing him off with a large double-ended dildo.
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The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.
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Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:38 am to DemonKA3268
quote:/thread. Congrats OP.
The "penis" mightier than the sword.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:39 am to DemonKA3268
Nobody cares about the plot man just get straight to the action
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:39 am to DemonKA3268
Dude got dick whipped
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:40 am to DemonKA3268
I thought this was going to be about Hatchet Harry beating someone to death with an 18” rubber cock.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:40 am to DemonKA3268
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The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.
Dildo DP… now we are cooking with gas
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:42 am to DemonKA3268
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The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.
Sexist statement is sexist.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:42 am to DemonKA3268
Never bring a knife to a double-ended dildo fight.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:42 am to DemonKA3268
Things could have gone worse. He could have been knocked unconscious and woke up to all sorts of things in and on his body. It's the wrong store to frick around in
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:43 am to DemonKA3268
Found this looking for a dildo fight scene from a movie. Need to make it an "in" gif later 
This post was edited on 7/27/21 at 11:46 am
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:47 am to FightinTigersDammit
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Dude got dick whipped
Probably never saw that coming.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:48 am to Lawyered
Now I have to find that clip from Requiem For A Dream where you have the best arse-to-arse lesbian scene involving a Best Actress winner in Hollywood history.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:49 am to DemonKA3268
This could never happen in the US, thugs here have guns…
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:49 am to DemonKA3268
World's smallest sex shop.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:50 am to BuckyCheese
I thought most people liked a tight fit.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:51 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:54 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:54 am to teke184
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I thought most people liked a tight fit.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:55 am to DemonKA3268
What the robber did was a dick move. What the cashier did was also a dick move.
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:57 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
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What the cashier did was also a dick move.
Double dick move in her case.
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