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Argentinian dies from sex with a scarecrow with a 6" strap-on
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
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An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.
He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.
Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow
‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.
‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’
Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
That's enough internet for me today.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:01 am to AddisAbaba
Somebody check with SabiDojo. This could be an uncle.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:04 am to arseinclarse
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‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘There were no signs of violence
Lol. The scarecrow was loving him tenderly.
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:08 am to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
What internet do you have because it's different from mine
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:10 am to I Love Bama
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That's enough internet for me today.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
Looks like it's time to harvest that broccoli
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:16 am to SG_Geaux
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That's enough internet for me today.
Before you go, read the thread about the white midget dude and the 6'3 transgender chick. The title is something like "Florida out-Floridas Florida"
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to arseinclarse
Legal system shut down today and you have nothing better to do?
Kinda what I figured....
Kinda what I figured....
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to arseinclarse
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Alberto was described as having a 'boner' by neighbours.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:21 am to arseinclarse
I got nothing. I want to post a funny reply but all I can do is just sit here and shake my head.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:21 am to Count Chocula
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Legal system shut down today and you have nothing better to do?
I'm about to leave the office. I was knocking out some discovery.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:22 am to Darth_Vader
The only thing that would make this better is if they showed up and there was a sound system blaring "Dude Looks Like a Lady" on repeat...
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:27 am to LSUGrad9295
Scarecrow loved him too long.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:27 am to holmesbr
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Note: this is a mock-up image, created to inform. It is not the fatal scarecrow itself (Picture Getty)
:lmao:
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