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Argentinian dies from sex with a scarecrow with a 6" strap-on

Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
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An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’

Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.


Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:48 am to
That's enough internet for me today.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
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Posted by AddisAbaba
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Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:01 am to
Somebody check with SabiDojo. This could be an uncle.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:01 am to
Talk about a headline!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:04 am to
quote:

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence


Lol. The scarecrow was loving him tenderly.
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 11:05 am
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:08 am to
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arseinclarse

What internet do you have because it's different from mine
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:10 am to
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That's enough internet for me today.

Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:12 am to
Looks like it's time to harvest that broccoli
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Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:16 am to
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That's enough internet for me today.


Before you go, read the thread about the white midget dude and the 6'3 transgender chick. The title is something like "Florida out-Floridas Florida"
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to
Legal system shut down today and you have nothing better to do?

Kinda what I figured....
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Alberto was described as having a 'boner' by neighbours.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:21 am to
I got nothing. I want to post a funny reply but all I can do is just sit here and shake my head.
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:21 am to
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Legal system shut down today and you have nothing better to do?


I'm about to leave the office. I was knocking out some discovery.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:22 am to
Yeah right, me too
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:22 am to
The only thing that would make this better is if they showed up and there was a sound system blaring "Dude Looks Like a Lady" on repeat...
Posted by holmesbr
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:27 am to
Scarecrow loved him too long.
Posted by Jwodie
New Orleans
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:27 am to
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Note: this is a mock-up image, created to inform. It is not the fatal scarecrow itself (Picture Getty)


:lmao:
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