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re: Are you an efficient food orderer?

Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:43 pm to
the worse is when people are inefficient at subway.... lettuce...and...ummmm... some onions.... annnnnnndddddd...hmmmmm maybe bell peppers... lets see... whats that?

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ON A SANDWICH?!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47781 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:46 pm to
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Even for drive through, hardly ever do I say "I need a minute." I order as soon as they are ready


This is where the problem comes in. I may say "I want a regular big breakfast and a large coffee." They will say, every fricking time, "Do you want pancakes wif da big breakfuss?"

I already answered that when I said a regular big breakfast. How can I stop this assault on humanity?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:47 pm to
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 I get really rustled when someone says "I'm gonna do" instead of "I would like" when ordering food.





That's not what I meant. However, I do say, "Going to get my hair did" when I get a haircut. I don't care though, and that's what I say. Sry it pisses you off, but don't know why that rustles you.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:48 pm to
For the life of me, I can't understand how someone can not have an idea of what they want before they go to a restaurant. Especially drive thrus. How do you get there and not know what you want?

I could understand if you have kids but a single grown adult and you need time?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:48 pm to
Not in 2017
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:03 pm to
I consider myself as efficient as a food orderer... but I do not feel like this makes me better than anyone else... that is a level 12 of the douche bag brotherhood that I have not yet attained.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9193 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:04 pm to
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For the life of me, I can't understand how someone can not have an idea of what they want before they go to a restaurant



Because restaurants serve a variety of different dishes. Do you order your idea of what you might want or what you actually feel like eating? Is that too hard to understand? People don't eat the same shite every time they go somewhere. I mean all you do is think about what you are going to order in the car on the way there? I'm having trouble understanding why this is a big deal
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 1:05 pm
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:05 pm to
I am very efficient. The GF is fricking terrible at it. She'll ask the dumbest fricking questions and over-complicates shite every time.


"Is the caesar salad good?" - It's a God damn ceasar salad. They pretty much all taste the same.

"Whats better the hamburger or the bacon cheeseburger?" - Are you serious right now?

"What do you recommend?"
"The Blackened Redfish with creole crabmeat butter sauce is amazaing. I highly recommend it."
"Oh, well I think I'm going to get a burger."

-Bitch, dont ask what he recommends if you're going to pay no heed to his advice.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:06 pm to
We have some whiners in this thread
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76162 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

I am very efficient. The GF is fricking terrible at it. She'll ask the dumbest fricking questions and over-complicates shite every time.


"Is the caesar salad good?" - It's a God damn ceasar salad. They pretty much all taste the same.

"Whats better the hamburger or the bacon cheeseburger?" - Are you serious right now?

"What do you recommend?"
"The Blackened Redfish with creole crabmeat butter sauce is amazaing. I highly recommend it."
"Oh, well I think I'm going to get a burger."

-Bitch, dont ask what he recommends if you're going to pay no heed to his advice.




RUUUUUUN from this bitch....
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:25 pm to
Yes, I'm an efficient food orderer. I also order for everyone at the table/car. I know what's best.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:37 pm to
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Do you order your idea of what you might want or what you actually feel like eating?


My idea of what I want is what I want to eat, unless something new just happens to catch my eye on the menu. I don't understand this big process of deliberation. It's food, not a life insurance policy.
Posted by notbilly
alter
Member since Sep 2015
7244 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Are you an efficient food orderer?



It doesn't matter. I'm usually with the wife. For you single guys out there... this is how it goes.

Waiter: are you ready to order?
Me: Yes I am. Honey, are you ready?
Wife: Could we just have a couple of minutes? I haven't had time to read every single word of this menu b/c I've been posting pictures of it on instagram.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:53 pm to
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RUUUUUUN from this bitch....


I would argue that she needs to run from her a-hole of a boyfriend. But that's just me.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

I would argue that she needs to run from her a-hole of a boyfriend. But that's just me.


We should probably just run from each other and make it easier on both of us.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Waiter: are you ready to order?
Me: Yes I am. Honey, are you ready?
Wife: Could we just have a couple of minutes? I haven't had time to read every single word of this menu b/c I've been posting pictures of it on instagram.


Here's me and my wife:

Waiter: Are y'all ready to order?

Me: Yes I am, honey, are you?
Her: Yes, I'm ready.
Me: I'll have a 12 oz ribeye Med Rare.
Her: I'll have what he's having.
Waiter: Ok
Her: Wait, what did he order, I wasn't paying attention.
Waiter: A steak, med rare.
Wife: Ewwww.. I don't want that. Let me look at the menu. Give me a sec.
Me: I'll be right back, going to the bar for a few shots. Y'all work this out.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:59 pm to
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We should probably just run from each other and make it easier on both of us.


Or get married and be happy like the rest of us.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14977 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:12 pm to
Most places, I can order food just by pointing. No hold this, extra that, this stuff on the side nonsense. Me and one of my co-workers sort of pride ourselves on that. We used to have two people we worked with who seemed to try to out "high maintenance" each other. I remember one time at Red Robin, those two embarrassed us by making all kinds of customizations to their orders. Extra avocado, no mayo, Swiss instead of cheddar, etc. It's not like there aren't 25 different hamburgers already on the menu. And then of course bitched about it when it wasn't right.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
20002 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:13 pm to
yeah, i usually order what i want and get it and eat it
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

"Is the caesar salad good?" - It's a God damn ceasar salad. They pretty much all taste the same.


No they don't...

quote:

"Whats better the hamburger or the bacon cheeseburger?" - Are you serious right now?


Bacon makes everything better

quote:

"What do you recommend?" "The Blackened Redfish with creole crabmeat butter sauce is amazing. I highly recommend it."


Sounds amazing but is likely the most expensive thing on the menu if the owner is training his staff correctly.

quote:

"Oh, well I think I'm going to get a burger." -Bitch, dont ask what he recommends if you're going to pay no heed to his advice.


Doesn't mean she didn't take his advice into consideration, but maybe she wasn't feeling the fish!
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